2616Effing Brilliant! (BRATS! rant)
Nov. 3rd, 2004 03:58 pm3 Nov. 8:29 am
Rant Number: 43894
When:
What kind: Note to lurking breeders
Where: the election
Ok, Republican breeders. You got your way again. But think on this:
Abortions aren't moral? Is that what you'll say if your daughter gets
raped? In that situation, the abortion question won't be "will I or
won't I?" but "Should I use Visa or Mastercard to pay it off?"
Oh, and should your dear, dear darling come down with a case of
cancer, well -oops!- we were going to get around to finding a cure,
but it would involve stem cells. And that's a big no-no. Looks like
you're going to have to watch your baby wither away through a
horrible, painful death. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
Oh, and that "No Child Left Behind" act that Bush loves to talk
about, but hasn't gotten around to fund yet? Ask your kiddies'
teachers why they don't support it. Or, better yet, ask Kiddie
himself why he hasn't gotten to writing his own name yet because
Teacher must wrangle the Shoulda-Been-Left-Behinds and get them to
settle down after the Ritalin has worn off.
Bravo, Republican breeders, I suppose I should be glad that you
managed to amble your way to the polls in your placenta-brained haze.
But this means you have no right to complain when you have to pay
through the nose for your kid's antibiotics when he gets the
sniffles. You've no right to complain when talk about the draft
starts up again. You've no right to complain when your children's
schools are poorly funded. You've no right to complain when you can't
get a job in this economy and the Mrs. is knocked up again. You had
four years to wake up and see how this administration was affecting
your children. Now you'll have four more years with Bush to enjoy.
Enjoy raising your children in a world of fear, where they will be
hated by citizens of other countries, and be kept blissfully ignorant
by the Bush administration and media.
Enjoy it, and keep your damn mouths shut when it all goes to hell.
Kaye