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Sep. 8, 2004

Taurus Horoscope for week of September 9, 2004

I'm tempted to address you as "Your Majesty" or "Your Grace." There's
something regal about your mood. What's going on? Are you realizing
how much power you have to create the life you really want? Are you
ready to shake the misguided belief that others are in control of
your destiny? I won't be upset, Taurus, if you issue the equivalent
of royal decrees in the coming week. And I'll be pleased if you act
on Robert Anton Wilson's assertion that "Reality is what you can get
away with."

Gemini Horoscope for week of September 9, 2004

If you believe your body is inherently sinful or if you're offended
by references to your private parts, stop reading now. Still here?
Good. The fact is, dear Gemini, that this is a perfect time to
celebrate, explore, and reinvent your relationship with your
genitals. It's your sacred duty to strip away every negative
association about them that you may have acquired in the past. Do
whatever it takes to arrive at the understanding that your sexual
organs are among the most sublime gifts the Divine Creator has given
you. Have fun with them, worship them, teach them greater discipline,
and in general lift them to the exalted state they deserve.