3785Diaryland Survey - pirates by pyrite

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15 Nov. 7:39 am

 

 

pirates
created by pyrite



description: this is a survey about pirates for pirates. it may also
help you discover that pirate within yourself and free him/her so
that s/he may prance about the earth looking to plunder, pillage and
occasionally run amuck.

Here are eekyfreeky's answers:

1. are you a pirate? (all)
No, I'm just a groupie.
2. are you a fan of the bands flogging molly, deals gone bad, or the
slackers just because they have songs about pirates and refer to
their fan base as such? (all)
I like Flogging Molly. but mostly for their version of "Scotland the
Brave"
3. do you have a favorite pirate? if so what is his or her name?
(all)
Anne Bonney
4. do you have a good pirate movie to recommend? (all)
Pirates of the Caribbean, of course.
5. what about a good pirate book? (all)
Pyrates, by George McDonald Frasier--seriously, read this book NOW.
6. do you like being called a wench? what exactly is a wench? (all)
Depends on who is doing the calling. Wench is a woman who isn't
afraid to be sexy and funny and smart and stand up for herself.
7. do you have a pirate name? if so, what is it? (all)
Nope :( that makes me sad.
8. when ashore, the first thing you do is: a) find some food that
didn't come from the sea b) find a wench, of course c) consider
changing careers - the merchant marines? d) look into a new
replacement limb as current one has been hacked to bits (all)
Where is the "DRINK RUM" option??
9. what kind of laugh do you have? a) a low rumble b) a serious of
grunty, throaty noises c) a long, loud "HA!" followed by many
short "ha"s d) a silent, jiggly-gut laugh (all)
C. HA! hahaha!
10. do you prefer your parrot sit on your right or left shoulder?
(all)
ew. No. No parrots. They poop. And bite. and are very very LOUD. I
have sensitive ears.
11. what is the best kind of wood for the making of a pegleg? (all)
Maple, I think.
12. how often do you incorporate the words/phrases "swabbie"
and "poop deck" into your conversations? (all)
I say Poop. But without the 'deck'.
13. do you really NEED that eyepatch? hmm? hmm? one-eyed willie??
(all)
*laff* naw.
14. have you ever had SCURVY??? (all)
No! ew!
15. do you bathe regularly or do you enjoy wallowing in your own
filth? (all)
I likes me some baths. Preferably with cabin boys to scrub my back &
pour me glasses of wine while I soak.
16. do you pillage or plunder? (all)
I'm more of a pillager, really. Plundering is so vulgar.
17. captian hook: role model or bully with an obsession with small
boys? (all)
Captain Hook RAWKS!!!! (especially the one in HOOK)
18. how many inches in diameter is your handlebar moustache (or the
handlebar moustache of your husband/mentor/captor)? (all)
I've never measured it, but it's a good size.
19. have you ever travelled from the crow's nest of your ship to the
deck by riding a knife as it tears through the main sail? (all)
What a waste of a good sail!
20. have you ever bartered using teeth ripped from the mouths of
mediterranean captives? (all)
yeeps! No, I have a Mastercard.
21. have you ever walked into long john silver's waving a knife while
demanding you speak to "the bloody savage who stole me tre'jur, tha
cursed scoundrel!"? (all)
*laugh* No, but now I will.
22. just how hard do you laugh when people say, "you drink like
you've got a hollow leg!" it's funny BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! where else
would you hide your handy dandy weapons of torture? (all)
HA! Hahaha!
23. true or false? piracy is a crime not against any particular
state, but against all humanity. (all)
Oh, lighten up. False!
24. do you promise to uphold the pirate philosophy now and
forevermore? (all)
It's more...guidelines, really.

eekyfreeky's comment on this survey: Awesome survey. Thanks for the
smiles this morning! Yarrrr!