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Jun. 15, 2004

They liked their little photo pendants (how could any narcissist
NOT!?) and wanted me to make one for their officiant.

Neither of them let me get in a word edgewise, I was really needing
to ask about Paulie.

She said soemthing about Brother A being a shmuck, and I said "Yeah, be
sure and say ugly things about my brother in front of me, because I
like that" and then they both backpedaled about how the people at
exxon call her the crazy psychotic jewish bitch and it's a term of
affection, and that's how she means it about Brother A. I said "well, OK,
whatever, but please don't ever call me an ugly name because it will
just hurt my feelings"

Apparently I also resemble her sister...Carli? or something, who does
not get along with her.

She says she is trying not to prejudge Skye_ds,and I did my best to
assure her and Brother A that Skye_ds has made a lot of progress and is
trying really hard to make nice with sineater's family. (harder than sineater
is at this point) And then she said something about if she heard
Skye_ds talking down to sineater she would have to say something, because
sineater is Brother A's family, and Skye_ds isn't really--see, she considers
sineater and Skye_ds to be "not really married" because Skye_ds does not
obey sineater. And by that same token, she's really married to Brother A
because she shut up once when [stepdad] was on the phone with Brother A and
told Brother A to tell The Rubber Pig to shut up. *bwahhaha!*

Lots of silly little yiddish words for 'color', to convince me of her
Jewishness.

And more than one mention of her 'devout faith'

bwahahah! Because ALL good Jewish women are married to one guy and
pretending to be married to another guy living with both of them. And
Trey had NO idea what a "Get" was/is (a Jewish divorce is called
a "Get") So nobody's buying the 'jewish' act here.

Oh, and apparently they are trying to get Trey out of the house,
and 'circulating' more so he can 'expand his circle'. Okaaay,
whatever. And they might all be coming to the picnic on Sunday.

She went off on this bizarre tangent about how much she and Brother A have
been through and how she has faith that there are good things ahead,
and their lives are so full of bounty (this after, not 15 minutes
before, Brother A said they called me because they were waiting for Trey
to get home so they could go eat free hotdogs at Exxon)

It's all so godawful. I'd laugh if I wasn't so pissed off and sad...