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Jun. 12, 2003

 

 

If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: sunset
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: A sea anemone
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a cheap, overfilled
bookshelf made of laminated particleboard
If I were a sin I would be: gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine the Great
If I were a liquid I would be: tequila
If I were a stone, I would be: fluorite
If I were a tree, I would be: cedar
If I were a bird, I would be: an owl
If I were a tool, I would be: a Dremel
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a weed
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: oppressive humidity
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Medusa
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: alto sax
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were a vegetable, I would be: jicama
If I were a sound, I would be: A very deep bass E
If I were an element, I would be: um...cement?
If I were a car, I would be: a volvo station wagon
If I were a song, I would be: Only makes me laugh, Oingo Boingo
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: someone you've never heard
of
If I were a book, I would be written by: Judith Merkle Riley
If I were a food, I would be: Lasagne
If I were a place, I would be: Bloomington, Indiana
If I were a material, I would be: burlap
If I were a taste, I would be: chocolate covered pretzel
If I were a scent, I would be: burning electrical smell
If I were a religion, I would be: Unitarian Universalist
If I were a word, I would be: have
If I were an object, I would be: a book
If I were a body part I would be: a nose
If I were a facial expression I would be: a moue
If I were a subject in school I would be: comparative religion
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Slappy Squirrel
If I were a shape I would be a: trapezoid
If I were a number I would be: 5