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evile2932Drill the hole, pour the bleach!
Feb. 11, 2005
skye_ds (skye_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-04-11 12:13:00
Current mood: amused
Current music: She's Got a Way, She's Always a Woman, Goodnight My
Angel
Valentine musings
Hugs, Nuzzles and Sugars to sharjinka and onyxlynxx for their
respective courage in the face of the most dreaded evil pirate
Valentine's Day.
The photos below will just have to suffice because I just don't have
any cool leather photos like
sharjinka.
Maestro's (sonar0m) panther kitten pet:
[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02AD48E3-CF1F-D571-
AD68CAD2BE03B13E ]
Happiness is making music with my friends:
[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02B0B53B-CF1F-D571-
A2169F947D1608F6 ]
[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02B14A37-CF1F-D571-
A79FBDEFBFFA6260]
The three day holiday that is Valentine's Day in my triad polyfamily
looks like this: Saturday night, Family outing to Central Market for
live music on the covered, heated patio, and good food. Sunday is
alone time with Maestro. Monday is alone time with Dear Husband
(sineater).
Checklist of Valentine necessities:
appropriate candles, music, incense and adult beverages
appropriate cosmetics including fellatio red lipstick
black brocade silk corset
black silk, red silk and black lace blouses
black silk stockings
black knee-high stiletto heel Victorian "Granny" boots
black silk fingerless gloves, red silk full length opera gloves
bathing necessities (see prior post)
black silk tie-back cords, chainmail collar (Maestro made this for me
himself), feathers, other toys (if you have to ask you don't need to
know)
So I'm going over my checklist this morning, and all systems are go.
But something is still missing, so I'm racking my brains trying to
remember. *lightbulb, ding ding* Black silk panties. Where are
they. Tear the entire house up looking for them. Where could they
be? Ok, sit back and think. Where's the last place you remember
seeing them. Then I have a sharjinka moment (bad memory of ex): That
would be in one of my ex's hands, crotch plastered to his nose and
mouth, while he's performing an intimate act upon himself with his
other hand. Bury head in hands, trying to shield my poor mind's eye,
but it's too late, massively deep brain laceration/scar there, didn't
need that, LOL. Must take Lady Visa and Master of the Card for a
last minute visit to Tabu and Forbidden Fruit to acquire new panties.
What did the Gemini say when asked to pay for the Battle of San Juan
Hill? Charge It!
Feb. 11, 2005
I may need to change her name to "Countess Vomitrocious" or
something..."UB" is just not evoking enough twisted horror to
encompass the totality that is my SIL these days. I do like your
adjective, though. I definitely think she's being 'precious' in the
most clueless, socially unacceptable sense of the word. I can't
believe she shared such a private moment from her relationship with
Kaleon like that, in a way that was calculated to humiliate
him 'publically' (in front of her presumably-admiring group of fans
or whatever she is picturing as her LJ audience)
Fetishizing a lover's garments is sort of a normal thing to do in the
course of a passionate night, but it's private and something that
should be shared only between the lovers who are enjoying each others
scents, IMHO... to take something that he did presumably for his and
her enjoyment and parade it around for people to mock is just
unforgivable.
Feb. 11, 2005
Good lord.
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skye_ds (skye_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-02-11 14:54:00
Current mood: giggly
Current music: Liar ~ Henry Rollins
More Sharjinka Inspired Valentine Funnies
Inspired by sharjinka's Valentine Day Rant about Exes:
All Time Top Ten List of Pick-up Lies...err...Lines
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is frigid.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend weighs over 300 pounds.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is a liar.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend cheated on me.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is an abuser.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend never wears makeup or lingerie.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend forced me to perform sexually against my
will.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend does not bathe nor shower regularly.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend forced me to play second string, because
she wouldn't put me before her husband and children.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend needs to learn that my happiness is not my
personal responsibility, it is a gift that must be given to me by
others.
But wait! There's more! Yes indeed, I know of at least three women,
if not more, who bought these lies/lines and swallowed them hook line
and sinker! ROFL, *rolling eyes* Watch out, ladies, he may be
coming for you next ;)
2938Re: Drill the hole, pour the bleach!
Date: 2020-08-20 05:30 pm (UTC)btw, J-Law is the one who used the word 'precious' and I picked up on
her intended use. Found this in dictionary.com
precious
adj 1: characterized by feeling or showing fond affection for; "a
cherished friend"; "children are precious"; "a treasured
heirloom"; "so good to feel wanted" [syn: cherished, treasured,
wanted]
2: of high worth or cost; "diamonds, sapphires, rubies, and
emeralds are precious stones"
3: obviously contrived to
charm; "an insufferably precious performance"; "a child with
intolerably cute mannerisms" [syn: cute] adv : extremely; "there is
precious little time left" [syn: preciously]