2718real astrology for 2005

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Dec. 15, 2004

 

Taurus:

Have you heard of the book, Toxic Sludge Is Good for You!: Lies, Damn
Lies and the Public Relations Industry? How about George Orwell's
science fiction novel, 1984, in which the government trumpets the
slogan, "War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength"? If
I could, I'd give you these books as holiday gifts, Taurus. I'd also
present you with an altar made of fine wood. With these foundation
materials, I'd ask you to begin building a Truth Shrine in your home.
This source of power might help you stay alert for and immune to the
elevated levels of BS you'll be called on to fend off in 2005. Maybe
it would also inspire you to be in service to us all as you earn the
title of "Radical Truth-Teller."


Gemini:
As I meditated about what would be the perfect holiday gift for you,
I kept coming back to the fantasy of a thousand doughnuts. Nothing
pleased me more than the mental image of your living room floor
covered with boxes of Bavarian cream, chocolate frosted, jelly-
filled, glazed, and apple crumb doughnuts. Here's the astrological
explanation for my intuition: I think fate plans to blow your mind
with sweet extravagance in 2005. Receiving a thousand doughnuts would
be a metaphorical rehearsal.

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