skye_ds DreamSinger ([info]skye_ds_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-11-08 18:12:00
Gemini self assessment - brutally frank & frankly brutal
I'm five foot two. I still need to lose about 100 pounds, even though
I've already lost 22 pounds and counting. When I was at a healthy
weight, I was Rubenesque, voluptuously full-figured, big-breasted,
fleshy enough to be sexy, without being fat. Now, quite honestly, I
have a "pretty face," and I'm "pretty for a fat chick."
Although I am over 30 years old, and I make no attempt to hide it,
others frequently mistake me for being in my 20s. My hair is sable
and wavy, without a touch of gray; I keep it long and loose in a
simple, natural style. My eyes are even darker than my hair. I have an
olive complexion. I wear no makeup, except on special occasions, for
the pleasure of special people. The flash of my eyes and even white
teeth give me a healthy appearance. My skin is taut and smooth, no
lines, no wrinkles.
I freely admit that I am a coquette; when I exert the effort, I have
the ability to enchant, and I am capable of casting a spell better
than Merlin. Even when I am deeply involved, I need as much friendly
feeling as heavy-breathing passion. I've been told that I'm
fascinating, and I've been told that I'm too difficult to figure out.
I have a dual nature: part of me needs love and security, to be
coddled, catered to, looked after, made to feel that I am the most
important woman in the world, but the stronger part of me needs
stimulation and novelty.
I am an irrepressibly frivolous, high-spirited, pleasure-loving
Epicurean hedonist. My secret fantasy is to be a smoldering and
languorous femme fatale, but in real life I just don't have the
patience or the time. Besides, very few of the men I've ever met are
worth the effort; most of the men I've ever met were too dull and
boring. I am a connoisseur with a keen appreciation of really
interesting men. "For love is free, and shall come or go in its
manner" -- when love goes out the window I'm not wasting time
wondering where it went. Bad experiences are put quickly out of my
mind -- "Be true to your own understanding and turn away from those
things which oppose the good in you or are harmful to you."
My marriage is polyfidelitous. I am naturally restless and
changeable, and I usually do have romantic relationships with more
than one man. My dualistic and fickle nature places too many unfair
demands for just one man to bear the entire burden. I need
satisfaction on several planes at once -- spiritual, mental,
emotional, and sexual. Variety is important to me. This is a problem
to men who insist on being number one, or the one and only, in my
life. However, I am a devoted companion and faithful lover to the
composite men who interest me on both a sexual and mental level (Dear
Husband sineater and Maestro sonar0m for example).
A quick learner, I have an endless sexual curiosity and a charming
willingness to experiment. Sometimes I am guilty of emphasizing too
much the physical responses of sex, and sometimes I fail on emotional
follow through. I have many faults and failings, which I am
constantly striving to overcome. But, underneath the bewildering
variety of masks, I am a solid, enduring person. I show my real face
when I am in love. It is a rare lover who can deceive me and get away
with it.
I am tempestuous, brilliant, vibrant and witty. My interests are wide
as well as deep--I know a little about many things, and a lot about a
few things, and I freely admit when I don't know anything at all. If
you know one thing well, you'll impress me. You can choose the
subject: books, music, politics, sex, religion--I'm interested in them
all. I like people who speak their minds frankly on any subject. I
admire candor and honesty--and a good exchange, even of contrary
opinions, is a firm foundation for a better relationship. Please,
don't try to match wits, unless you're sure you have the verbal
ammunition. I do wield words as weapons, quite lethally. I don't
choose to indulge in battles of the wits with unarmed opponents. I
have to admit that in addition to enjoying intellectual talk, I do
also love interesting stories. If you know interesting stories, I am
an appreciative audience. I am also inordinately fond of anyone who
makes me laugh.
In the final analysis, I love the woman who greets me in my mirror
every morning. Oriah Mountain Dreamer's Invitation, Maya Angelou's
Still I Rise, Rudyard Kipling's If, and countless other poems and
writings of the same ilk and in the same vein, all resonate deeply and
positively within me, playing triumphant chords on the strings of my
heart and soul. Life Is Good, and I Am Content :)
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[she already wrote this once, why is she doing it again???]
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skye_ds DreamSinger (skye_ds_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-11-08 17:38:00
Borrowed Rant and Murphy's Law for Horses
Rant borrowed from fieryredhead and larissarose:
1) Jealousy does not become you.
2) Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk. (Instead of talking about
honor and chivalry, you should try and show some.)
3) You do not know everything about everything, and even if you did, I
wouldn't ask you!
4) Your public displays for my attention really are transparent.
5) You were never a true friend nor true lover, if you could act this
way, tell the lies you've told and do the things you've done.
6) Just because you wear a coronet does not give you the right to
treat people rudely.
7) Stop talking badly about others and listen to what others are
saying about you.
8) You are one of the most vile people I've ever met.
9) I only feel pity for you now.
10) Move on. Please.
Mmm yesss. Feels much better now ;)
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[I'd bet you almost anything #8 is for me!]
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