1973me to J-Law re: the rest of my week

• Feb. 24, 2004

  I'm here until 4 today, since I got in early & I'm doing 1.5 ot. And
  then just a regular 8 hour day W-F. FTS! I have a life. I want to
  go to Mass tomorrow evening, and then Thursday's Tina & Friday's the
  lovely dinner with Aunt L & Uncle B, Bubba & Ursula, Brother A & Rubber_pig and her 3
  kids. I can't figure out what their names are. Michi and Bliss and
  Tiki or Lala or something. (When I asked Sweetie if he could figure out
  what their names were, he did his "Furby" voice and spouted a few
  Furbish words at me..guess not)
  
  I am figuring that she's doing the pretentious uppercrust thing where
  they're named "Barbara" and everyone calls them "Kiki" kind of crap.
  Also, I think Jewish people do that too. But _real_ Jewish people,
  the ones who speak Yiddish & stuff, not these crazy newfangled Jews
  for Jesus people.
  
  Oh, and apparently she was planning on bringing "Faith" along, too.
  This is apparently Rubber_pig's goddaughter or her oldest child's best
  friend or something. She's apparently child of mixed race--I'm
  sure that'll go over great with Uncle Bubba.
  
  I told Brother A to keep his bucket hat on over his yarmulke and take it
  off strategically after Uncle Bubba makes an anti-semitic comment.
  *So* looking forward to Friday. Really.
  ========
  J-Law:
  
  The thing about Sweetie's furby voice just cracked me up. Sounds like
  you all are going to have a very interesting Friday evening.
  
  *hug* It's all material, honey

1976feelin' ranty

 

The Feb. issue of "US" magazine says Britney Spears, no less, is
studying the Kabbalah. And apparently wearing a wedding ring & a red
thread around her wrist as some sort of symbol.

"Her kabbalah mentor, Madonna, 45, gives <i>Us</i> this advice for
her friend: 'Keep Smiling!'"

Um...I am not an expert, but I was under the impression that only
adult males above a certain age study the Kabbala, because it is a
tremendously powerful tool for understanding the Universe & it can
make you crazy if you aren't properly grounded first.

But that's just my understanding.

Apparently the Tree of Life just means "Keep Smiling"

uh huh.

1977More fun with Rubber_pig

Feb. 24, 2004

 

 

I posted this in the bratpage rants:
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So, my sibling has found himself the Ultimate Moo and they're getting
married this summer (hopefully her divorce from the father of 2 of
her 3 kids will be complete by then, but hey, maybe they'll just have
a party if she can't be legally wed)

so, this woman says she hates every child but her own. WTF!?!

then she talks about her oldest being this rotten brat who will walk
up to anyone (including adults) and tell them how fat, ugly,
disgusting they are and then wave her hand in their face and tell
them they can get out of her space now. This is 'cute' and 'smart'
kid behavior these days? In my time, it would have gotten me smacked
across the face and sent to my room.

her youngest threw feces from its diaper at a fellow congretation
member in a place of worship. Aww! That's so funny! (later they found
out that the congregation member was a child abuser, and obviously
the littlest one already KNEW this, and that's why she threw the
shit! OMG, what a smart little kid!)

At any rate, this woman went on in this vein for something like 2
hours, citing many examples of what I'd consider slap-worthy child
brattiness as showing just how "cute", "funny", and "smart" (and
obviously superior!) her crotchgoblins are.

I can't believe my brother is marrying this git. I am well & truly
appalled. (and I get to meet these little darlings on Friday. Great
Mother give me strength!)