1821Muffuletta recipes from J-Law

 

Jan. 5, 2004

Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2003 08:16:42 -0800 (PST)
From: "Jennifer DeWitt" <jendewitt2000@yahoo.com> Add to Address
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Subject: Muffulettas!
To: "evilE Haynes" <eekatfreaksdotnet@yahoo.com>






http://recipes.chef2chef.net/recipe-archive/11/065936.shtml I didn't
use this one, but supposedly it's identical to central grocery's. I
am dubious, but you never know.

http://recipes.chef2chef.net/recipe-archive/8/A08237.shtml Here is
the bread I used.

http://www.gumbopages.com/food/samwiches/muff.html Here is the olive
salad & method. I did reduce the salad recipe, and I omitted
cauliflower (bleeerrrrrrrrrrgh!) and celery
(ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggkkkkk!)

 

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1822 Brother A's next romantic trainwreck

• Jan. 5, 2004

  Me to J-Law:
  
  Sister H stayed at the San Antonio NYE party, and had
  this *very interesting* conversation with Brother A's
  childhood friend, Trey's wife, rubber_pig.
  
  Background: Trey and rubber_pig were 17 when they married,
  due to Trey knocking rubber_pig up with the first of their
  THREE children. Trey & rubber_pig are now 27 years old &
  have been married 10 yrs. Brother A says rubber_pig gives him a
  "Skye_DS vibe." She was wearing a dress open down to
  the bellybutton at NYE, showing lots of cleave. She is
  not big like A, but she has no waist & lots of boob.
  
  Anyhoo... So, we had left about 10:30 to go back to
  Austin, and Sister H & rubber_pig were chatting.
  
  rubber_pig: Sister H, when you come to visit this summer,
  you'll have to come stay at my house!
  
  Sister H: Oh, you and Trey are getting a house? That's
  cool.
  
  rubber_pig: No, Trey and I are getting a divorce. By the
  way, your brother's HOT!!!
  
  ----
  erggghhhh! Not another psycho in the family. And this
  one is apparently quite fertile. bleh!!! I wonder how
  much a vasectomy costs & if Brother A would be interested
  in getting one as an early b-day/Xmas present?
  
  
  ===================================================
  
  Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2004 08:55:06 -0800 (PST)
  J-Law to me:
  
  
  I don't want to terrify you. But I need to say this. rubber_pig (a
  cursed name, incidentally. Every rubber_pig I have ever known has been
  totally bughouse) sounds like a blend of UB and That Girl. It's
  the "Your brother's hot" thing that twigged me.
  
  Oh, and the lotsa boob, no waist, bad taste thing.
  
  Love the vasectomy prezzie idea.
  
  ===================================
  Me to J-Law:
  
  I don't think it's possible for me to be any more
  terrified re: Brother A & rubber_pig. They traded phone numbers
  as we were leaving, so "we" can call next time "we"
  are in Austin, she said. Yeahright. Sounds like she's
  gonna make a booty call soon. Please, god, let Brother A
  have common sense for once...
  
  You are dead-on re: her personality--very much a blend
  of That Girl and UB. I guess I should mention--as we
  were rounding up the troops to leave at 10:30, Brother A
  and Trey were in Trey's old room upstairs, sitting on
  the bed with rubber_pig and Trey's Very Tall Coworker there
  (My theory is he's their Eunuch, but the
  Gomez/Morticia/Lurch Addams Family comparison works
  too) Anyway, when we were all back in the car, Brother A
  said he got the feeling they were about to tell him
  "something really important"--I jokingly said
  something about them wanting a Threesome with The
  Eunuch fanning them or something. But maybe I wasn't
  that far off. bleh! I need bleach for my brainstem!!!

1823 2004 Free Will Astrology Horoscopes

Jan. 5, 2004

 

Taurus Horoscope for week of January 1, 2004

How have you measured your progress over the years, Taurus? Report
cards, diplomas, certificates, and plaques? Pay raises, VIP friends,
new titles, and nicer cars? Or have your benchmarks of success been
subtler, like rising levels of self-love, a growing capacity for
intimacy, more robust health, and friendships with people who bring
out the best in you? Whatever signs you have relied on, I ask you to
set them aside in 2004. Empty your mind completely so that you will
be fully receptive to fresh intuitions about how to evaluate your
ongoing evolution.

Gemini Horoscope for week of January 1, 2004

My orphan friend Elektra has no idea when she was born and therefore
doesn't know what sign she is. While there are drawbacks to this, it
has advantages, too. She celebrates her birthday once every month,
for instance. She also reads all twelve of my horoscopes each week
and heeds only the ones she likes. I suggest you adopt her approach
in 2004, Gemini. To do so would make perfect astrological sense. This
week you could act like an assertive, single-minded Aries. Next week
you might want to be an organized and disciplined Capricorn. By mid-
January you could thrive on playing the part of a willful, mysterious
Scorpio. All the world will be your stage in 2004. You should relish
the host of roles available to you.

1826Me to D

 

Jan. 5, 2004

 

 

Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2004 11:30:40 -0800 (PST)
From: "evilE
Subject: Decemberween was OK
To: "D 

My family was there, but no friends that I really
wanted to see. Nobody from San Antonio or the deep
past or anything. It was a pretty bland crowd.

sineater and Skye_DS had car trouble in Texarkana so they
didn't show up.

None of the other High Fantasy Society people came,
either.

I kept turning the fire on the fondues down or off to
keep things from burning and every time I'd leave the
kitchen somebody would light them up full-strength
again. But the rest of the food turned out fine.

The decor was cool, I had a beaded curtain between the
entranceway and the living room, lots of pillows, and
lots of lights hanging down in the living room.

I had lots of Xmas lites outside & the back yard was
really nice.

We had a fire ring in the back yard, which people
really seemed to enjoy, even though the weather was
pretty warm & a fire wasn't necessary.

I wore a kind of bellydance outfit, with a great coin
hipscarf I got on Ebay for $18. That was fun.

But no scandals and no real gossipy fun. It was what
we call a "nice party". Borrring!

BUT! New Years Eve, we went to a party in San Antonio
& saw a friend of Brother A's from his childhood. This guy,
Trey, is 27 and has been married since he was 17 & got
his little girlfriend pregnant. They now have 3 kids.
After Brother A, Mom, Stepdad, sineater, I & Cousin Cousin B left, the
guy's wife went up to Sister H and said "Trey and I are
getting a divorce and oh by the way your brother is
HOT!"

Jeez!!! I wonder if I should offer Brother A a vasectomy as
an early bday/xmas present...if he's going to be
messing with little mrs fertile myrtle, he might need
something stronger than a Trojan!

Hope your 2004 is wonderful so far!

XO!

=E