Meme

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I find interesting things by browsing friends-of-friends.

I got this meme from one darklord_rising who is a friend of a friend of a friend.

If I were a month, I'd be...May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be...a nice lazy Sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be...2pm.
If I were a planet, I'd be...Earth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be...a whale. (see mseuphrates 'whales vs mermaids' post)
If I were a direction, I'd be...UP!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be...a realllly complex Secretary Desk--lots of pigeonholes & cubbies, with which to either get organized, lose things, or maybe even hide stuff!
If I were a language, I'd be...English
If I were a number, I'd be... 5. Or maybe 1 (I'm a Taurus/Gemini cusp, I'm allowed to have 2 or even 3 favorites of something if it suits my various personalities! :P)
If I were a liquid, I'd be...Tequila
If I were a gemstone, I'd be...black tourmaline
If I were a tree, I'd be...Live Oak
If I were a tool, I'd be...a Dremel
If I were a flower, I'd be... Well, I'd like to be a bat plant but I'm probably more like a dandelion :P
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be...a cool but sunny day
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be...a hang
If I were a colour, I'd be...dark green (intense but basically calm)
If I were an emotion, I'd be...I want to say "curiousity" but apparently that's not an emotion.
If I were a fruit, I'd be...a really good Fredericksburg Peach
If I were a sound, I'd be...ocean waves on a calm day.
If I were an element, I'd be...Earth in the 'magickal' sense, Iron in the 'periodic table' sense. (Metal Dog in Chinese Astrology)
If I were a car, I'd be...a VW bug
If I were a food, I'd be...a thick, home-made healing chicken soup with lots of veggies and no noodles.
If I were a place, I'd be...a comfy picnic spot near our Toobin' river :)
If I were a material, I'd be...flannel
If I were a taste, I'd be...Mocha
If I were a scent, I'd be...barbeque smoke
If I were an animal, I'd be...a hedgehog
If I were an object, I'd be...a statue of an ancient goddess
If I were a body part, I'd be...eye
If I were a facial expression I'd be...a smile
If I were a song, I'd be..."Only Makes Me Laugh" by Oingo Boingo
If I were a pair of shoes I'd be...a good sturdy pair of Docs, comfy for walking around in & good for ass-kickin' if necessary.
If I were a website, I'd be...www.portalofevil.com
If I were a TV show, I'd be...? I don't know, I don't really watch TV
If I were an author, I'd be...Clark Ashton Smith ("WHO!?"//exactly.)
If I were a painting, I'd be...Oh, I dunno, how about Warhol's Soup Can. It's famous, but is it Art? :P