bored at work for 2 more hours. *sigh*

[evile]

Just about everyone I know is off with the dirty glitter hippies this weekend. Browsing friends of friends of friends, etc, I found this:

Please leave me a comment with one or more of the following:

- a secret
- a criticism
- a crush
- a compliment
- a death threat
- a love note
- a song
- a picture
- anything else you want.

Then paste this in your journal for the fun to begin.

Screening all comments, let me know if you don't want it unscreened, later. I prefer you to not post anonymously, unless you just REALLY have to. Any death threats are liable to be investigated for seriousness and dealt with properly... ;)

Comments

Death Threat (beepbeep!)

[roninjedi.livejournal.com]

I plan to lure you in with magnetic birdseed in front of a rock wall painted to look like a tunnel. I'll then strap on my rocket propelled roller skates and jet over to blow you up with a lit stick of TNT on an extendable arm next to a deep canyon. What could go wrong? I'm a Super Genius!

Re: Death Threat (beepbeep!)

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

heehee.

Awesome!!!

[faesdeynia.livejournal.com]

- a secret - I love makeup and looking girly. I don't have the self-confidence to pull it off.
- a criticism - Of what? The government is raping us left and right.
- a crush - I am in love with the woman who plays Nadine Cross in The Stand
- a compliment - You seem to have a decent job. If it paid more than mine, I'd ask you to totally put in a word for me.
- a death threat - not so good with these.
- a love note - http://www.oddtodd.com/index17.html
- a song - Talking Heads - This Must be the Place
- a picture - http://pages.prodigy.net/mike_p_smith/hbpimages/snape.jpg
- anything else you want. - *yawn*

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

We still need to plan an Ulta or Sephora outing sometime.

My job is...pretty dull. Not so bad these days but can be unpleasant if the coworkers are in a snit about something. Strangely enough, now that I sell them candy, they like me.
I haven't had a raise in something like 5 yrs now...so probably not worth it to try and work here :P

[(Anonymous)]

people think I'm the salt of the earth but I'm really a petty jealous bitter person who just expresses it when no one can see me

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

oh yeah? me too! (Sometimes. Only usually I vent my petty bitterness in LJ and then go out into my RL and enjoy it.)

[colorbars.livejournal.com]

Secret: I love women in spandex or latex bodysuits. Not the weird latex stuff with the masks and hoses and all that nutty stuff. (I never got that.) Just from neck to ankles.

Criticism: There are too many idiots out there who have no idea what the consequences of their actions are, and they're going to screw everybody else.

Crush: Well, bramblekite of course. There's also Jenny and Savanah. (You don't know either.)

Compliment: You stay classy, San Diego.

Death threat: If you don't unscreen this, I will beat you to death with a wet noodle.

Love note: How about making out for an hour or two? ;)

Song: Theme music from Doctor Who

Picture: http://www.textfiles.com/art/afinger.txt

Anything else: When I saw tasty_mangoes post about her crush, I had to go see who it was. Laura San Giacomo TOTALLY gorgeous. I know her best from Newsradio and Pretty Woman though...

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

ohnoes! Beatings with wet noodles! I comply, I comply!

[angryneo.livejournal.com]

Please leave me a comment with one or more of the following:

- a secret - I like chick flicks
- a criticism - I am not good at criticism. How about an ice cold beer instead?
- a crush - who *doesn't* have a crush on bramblekite?
- a compliment - you have a wonderfully cozy home
- a death threat - If you tell anyone I like chick flicks I will smother you with someone's large breasts. Or worse.
- a love note - Do you like me? Yes or No :)
- a song - Anything from Katamari Damacy
- a picture - http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random_pic.htm
- anything else you want - just hello.

Then paste this in your journal for the fun to begin.

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

Thank you :P

I await my smotherings in retaliation for unscreening your comment...