for future reference

[evile]

For some reason This keeps coming up in conversation. I swear to god, I am not always the one bringing it up.

But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.

*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!

yay!

Comments

[chancie.livejournal.com]

I made it through one page and had to stop. Fucking lunatic!

Granted if she were into this kind of thing it would be one thing but somehow I don't sense she was consenting to any of his shit.

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

OTOH, there may be something good to be said about a guy that selfish and clueless--his contract seemed to indicate he'd finish up after only 5 minutes of fellatio--get him off, he'll pass out cold, then she can get up and put on some granny panties and comfy flannel PJs, play with her own toys, talk to friends online, meet the mailman out back, whatever.

[knighthorse.livejournal.com]

F**KING PSYCHO!!

*giggle*

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

"Come here, you!

I must measure your disobedient pubes!"

[knighthorse.livejournal.com]

Navel to Anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah..that was odd. Did he marry a Gooniegoogoo woman?

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I am just naive, but I really wasn't aware that there was THAT broad an expanse of naturally-occurring hair in that area for most women...

There's a picture of him, but not of her...so maybe this was an issue? I dunno. The mind boggles.

[ghostdogmeta.livejournal.com]

Except for the palms, soles and face, humans have body hair
everywhere. Most of them, however, are very fine, very short,
and lack pigment.

That being said, yes, there are women out there with that
level of hair. They can occasionally be found at the more...
casual gentlemen's clubs. (ahem)

Re: yeah..that was odd. Did he marry a Gooniegoogoo woman?

[knighthorse.livejournal.com]

Yeah well maybe he found a sasquatch. Or he has some peculiar fascination with shaved hairy chicks.