for future reference

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For some reason This keeps coming up in conversation. I swear to god, I am not always the one bringing it up.

But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.

*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!

yay!

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OTOH, there may be something good to be said about a guy that selfish and clueless--his contract seemed to indicate he'd finish up after only 5 minutes of fellatio--get him off, he'll pass out cold, then she can get up and put on some granny panties and comfy flannel PJs, play with her own toys, talk to friends online, meet the mailman out back, whatever.