for future reference

[evile]

For some reason This keeps coming up in conversation. I swear to god, I am not always the one bringing it up.

But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.

*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!

yay!

Comments

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Except for the palms, soles and face, humans have body hair
everywhere. Most of them, however, are very fine, very short,
and lack pigment.

That being said, yes, there are women out there with that
level of hair. They can occasionally be found at the more...
casual gentlemen's clubs. (ahem)