for future reference

[evile]

For some reason This keeps coming up in conversation. I swear to god, I am not always the one bringing it up.

But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.

*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!

yay!

Comments

yeah..that was odd. Did he marry a Gooniegoogoo woman?

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I am just naive, but I really wasn't aware that there was THAT broad an expanse of naturally-occurring hair in that area for most women...

There's a picture of him, but not of her...so maybe this was an issue? I dunno. The mind boggles.

[ghostdogmeta.livejournal.com]

Except for the palms, soles and face, humans have body hair
everywhere. Most of them, however, are very fine, very short,
and lack pigment.

That being said, yes, there are women out there with that
level of hair. They can occasionally be found at the more...
casual gentlemen's clubs. (ahem)

Re: yeah..that was odd. Did he marry a Gooniegoogoo woman?

[knighthorse.livejournal.com]

Yeah well maybe he found a sasquatch. Or he has some peculiar fascination with shaved hairy chicks.