Sep. 19th, 2013

So...

Sep. 19th, 2013 10:41 pm
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So, a grossly obese female pirate walks into a donut shop with a parrot on her shoulder, shouts out "First one to guess what's on my shoulder gets to be my next new boyfriend!"

There's a dead silence, then one brave fella shouts "An elephant!"

"Close enough!" she answers.

Oh, not funny?

That's ok, it wasn't a joke.

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