Sep. 19th, 2005

evile: (declutter)

    Sep. 19, 2005

     

     

    Hey Mister
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    Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
    I'd like to eat her like ice cream
    maybe dip her in chocolate

    Hey Mister on your way over
    in your Volvo, suit, and tie
    Well, be crawling in your bed soon
    messing around, maybe getting high

    It's not what ya did,
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    and now I'm all up in it.

    It's not she's a tramp.
    It's not she's not pure.
    She just likes getting her fuck on,
    and its good for that I'm sure

    Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
    When I'm horny like thirsty
    She's a bottle of water.

    Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
    You raised her so well
    and now she's calling me dad
    in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
    the perfect little gift for high school graduation.

    It's not what ya did,
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    and now I'm all up in it.

    It's not she's a tramp.
    It's not she's not pure.
    She just likes getting her fuck on,
    and its good for that I'm sure

    Nana na nana na,
    Nana na nana na,
    Nana na nana na,
    ha hahaha ha ha haha

    I eat all the food in your fridge
    Call my friends around the world
    Rack up your long distance do
    Breakstands neutral drops
    Wreck all your cars
    Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
    Order stuff on your credit cards
    Leave boogers in the skippy jar
    Smoke your cigars
    Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
    When you call in late from work tell your wife
    You're at the titty bars

    It's not what ya did,
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    and now I'm all up in it.

    It's not she's a tramp.
    It's not she's not pure.
    She just likes getting her fuck on,
    and its good for that I'm sure

    I can't lie I have to tell the truth
    My commandments says I'm a total spoof
    Your daughter's a freak
    Your daughter's a pro
    When i'm done with her
    She'll do one of your bros

    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter

    Nana na nana na,
    Nana na nana na,
    Nana na nana na,
    Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!

evile: (clutter)

    Sep. 19, 2005

     

     

    ICQ
    evile: Happy Monday! How was the rest of your weekend?
    SkyeDS: I am sore as hell but we had a very good weekend :) we made
    more in two days at Salado than four days at Emory.
    evile: that's cool.
    SkyeDS: I love Salado.
    evile: me too, it's a cute town.
    SkyeDS: I notice that no matter where it's posted, we get more of an
    audience if we "cry" the show like fifteen minutes before we start.
    evile: I didn't see any maps or lists of performers/schedule of
    performances anywhere.
    evile: I totally missed Rengeek and the pub, wherever they were
    SkyeDS: I didn't notice until yesterday that at the main booth
    performers show times were posted on the side, but I didn't see ours.
    evile: I didn't see anything at all...I liked the bellydance troupe
    they had on the main ampitheatre stage, I would have liked to know
    more about them.
    evile: dammit, ICQ keeps randomly disconnecting me.
    evile: Anyhoo...the last thing on my screen was:
    SkyeDS: I didn't notice until yesterday that at the main booth
    performers show times were posted on the side, but I didn't see ours.
    evile: I didn't see anything at all...I liked the bellydance troupe
    they had on the main ampitheatre stage, I would have liked to know
    more about them.
    SkyeDS: that was the last thing I said.
    SkyeDS: they were smart and moved down into the shade yesterday.
    evile: OK. didn't miss anything. It would be nice if I could stay
    connected.
    SkyeDS: which was not an option for us.
    evile: the horses looked very hot.
    evile: [cousin B] started feeling icky, so we left pretty soon after we saw
    y'all.
    SkyeDS: I would be interested in knowing exactly how hot it was this
    last weekend.

    evile: it got up to 108 at our house
    evile: was 104 when we got home
    evile: dammit. icq is being stupid.
    SkyeDS: I saw you on AIM when I first logged in, I figured something
    was wrong with icq
    SkyeDS: SkyeDS: we all stayed so hydrated we were nearly floating
    away, and we kept cold gels on our necks, and we still all were heat
    exhausted at the end of both days.
    SkyeDS: we ate both nights at the Salado Mansion, which was quite
    lovely.
    evile: I'm glad you didn't get heatstroke.
    evile: I was on aim, but none of my messages seemed to be getting to
    anyone, nobody was writing back to me, so I figured it wasn't working.
    SkyeDS: the boys said they thought it was as hot if not hotter than
    Emory.
    evile: ICQ is starting to really peeve me. I may have to give it up
    for today if I get disconnected again.
    SkyeDS: log back into AIM for a bit and I'll see if I can message
    you/you can message me.
    evile: OK...
    AIM
    Skye DreamSinger: Earth to evilE, Earth to evilE, do you read me?
    bramblekite: taptap...this thing on?
    Skye DreamSinger: I see you....
    bramblekite: Ok. I'm here...for now. I think.
    bramblekite: *pinch* yup.
    Skye DreamSinger: :D
    Skye DreamSinger: the boys thought it was as hot or hotter than at
    Emory.
    bramblekite: Lee (the Green Fop) was saying they wanted to get
    Tablerock moved a couple weeks later, to hopefully get better
    weather. Tablerock was hotter LAST year, if you can believe it.
    Skye DreamSinger: I think it would have been better too if they
    hadn't had Shakespeare at the same time.
    Skye DreamSinger: Shakespeare could have melded just fine with the
    faire, but the director in charge didn't want to meld, she just
    wanted to be an ass to everyone involved in t he faire.
    Skye DreamSinger: If the director in charge of Shakespeare didn't
    want to share the sandbox, I don't understand why not reschedule one
    or t'other.
    bramblekite: yeah...
    Skye DreamSinger: this is the same woman who when she talked to me
    sounded like someone pissed in her frosted flakes.
    bramblekite: some people are just really not very personality-
    enabled, I guess
    Skye DreamSinger: not one person mentioned her name without something
    bad to say attached. including people who had not one other bad
    thing to say all weekend. that's telling, to me.
    bramblekite: that's too bad.
    bramblekite: I enjoyed seeing the Bedlam Bards again, it had been too
    long.
    Skye DreamSinger: I didn't see much of anybody. I let the boys each
    take some time off to go see the sites, but someone had to mind the
    shop for them to do that, so I did that.
    bramblekite: *nod*
    Skye DreamSinger: I wish Excalibur well in finding a new site.
    Skye DreamSinger: I felt bad for Marc (Gunn). We auditioned and he
    offered us a contract until the jousting team said they'd back out if
    we were there, no matter what we did that they weren't doing.
    bramblekite: I hear they're looking in Bastrop
    Skye DreamSinger: in my personal opinion, I think they'd be better
    served to rent sites until such time as they find exactly what they
    want/can afford in terms of buying their own site
    bramblekite: probably.
    Skye DreamSinger: instead of having to settle because of a deadline.
    Skye DreamSinger: being in a hurry really isn't good when buying real
    estate or a car.
    bramblekite: nope. sellers can sense desperation
    bramblekite: [cousin B] is all geared up for TRF now...
    Skye DreamSinger: did I tell you about the Scarby Romany that came
    looking for us specifically and after watching a show said we should
    audition for Scarby?
    Skye DreamSinger: (that's the bigtime imho)
    bramblekite: that would be fun
    bramblekite: serious time investment, though. cast rehearsals for
    Scarby start in January
    Skye DreamSinger: exactly.
    Skye DreamSinger: Scarby = 6 mo commitment. TRF would be another 6.
    Skye DreamSinger: I don't know that I want even one 6 mo commit, much
    less 2.
    bramblekite: yeah.
    bramblekite: not if you still want to do SCA and or HFS stuff
    Skye DreamSinger: we were dead tired after two weekends of Emory, and
    we're going to be dead tired after Salado and Red River back to back.
    Skye DreamSinger: and Waxahachie is a pretty good drive.
    Skye DreamSinger: so my mom calls yesterday, and do they come to
    Emory, which is close? no. Do they come to Salado (they love
    Salado)? no. They're coming to... wait for it.... Red River (on the
    Canadian...excuse me, I meant OK....border).
    bramblekite: that's this upcoming weekend?
    Skye DreamSinger: nods.
    bramblekite: cool.
    bramblekite: I love how ICQ hasn't crashed once since I started AIM
    Skye DreamSinger: lol
    bramblekite: crazy thing.
    bramblekite: My weekends in Oct. & Nov. are already starting to fill
    up. I have 2 in Oct that I could go to faire, and 2 in Nov, and
    that's IT
    Skye DreamSinger: did you see the Dragon at Tablerock?
    Skye DreamSinger: I want to get sineater that mask.
    Skye DreamSinger: I've never seen it, but he has, and he won't buy it
    because he thinks it costs too much. So I'm going to buy it for him.
    bramblekite: That was a cool dragon. The kids really loved it.
    bramblekite: I forgot my camera on Saturday, I was so mad.
    Skye DreamSinger: I don't think we got any pictures. I know we
    brought the digital. We did take polaroids for people.
    Skye DreamSinger: Parents brought this one little boy (he was like 6
    yo) and paid for him a nd then he didn't want to ride by himself.
    and then after his mom got up with him he didnt' want to ride with
    her. Or his dad. or any of us.
    Skye DreamSinger: until I put a sword in his hand and a pirate hat on
    his head, and then he wanted to ride.
    Skye DreamSinger: go figure.
    bramblekite: heh. that's funny
    Skye DreamSinger: did you see the Dragon do his whole routine with
    the head extended and the wings out?
    bramblekite: nope.
    bramblekite: I did manage to get a couple pictures of [cousin B]'s garb
    before we changed clothes and went swimming Saturday:
    bramblekite: http://www.freaks.net/eek/gallery/view_album.php?
    set_albumName=album01
    ICQ
    SkyeDS: [14:14] bramblekite:
    http://www.freaks.net/eek/gallery/view_album.php?
    set_albumName=album01
    [14:14] Skye DreamSinger: sineater said he thought he might be carrying
    around some form of battery or something else and fans underneat.
    [14:16] Skye DreamSinger: I know he's older than the last time I saw
    him, but he looks considerably older. Which makes me feel old,
    hehe. Were those the wrap pants you made him?
    evile: yup. I was up till 12:30 making those suckers.

    evile: am I cisconnected in AIM?
    SkyeDS: those were very nice indeed.
    SkyeDS: do you think they would stand up to riding?
    evile: No tellin.
    SkyeDS: Jubilee has taken to costuming for $ to donate to Katrina
    relief. I may ask her for a pair of wrap pants, and if she can't, I
    may beg/plead/try to bribe you.
    evile: I hope she comes through for you...those pants look OK but
    they would not stand up to any up close scrutiny

    SkyeDS: you know I've bought many pair of harem pants that fit just
    fine on the ground, a nd that the boys have ridden in just fine, but
    the minute I ride in them, they rip almost from one knee to the other
    in the crotch.
    SkyeDS: I have come to the conclusion that's because the reason
    they're big enough for my belly is because they're made baggy enough
    to fit around most women's hips with the crotch very low, and so they
    have enough material for me to pull them up to my waist.
    evile: Thax is probably a better/safer bet for servicable, attractive
    garb.
    SkyeDS: Right up until I swing my leg over the saddle.
    evile: Harem pants don't fit me right, in my experience

    SkyeDS: if I want a pair to ride in they're going to have to be made
    custom I think.
    SkyeDS: but I"d be just as happy with wrap pants.
    evile: my 'easy' pattern I got off ebay still had bizarre terminology
    that I didn't understand, and left out a step, or didn't have a
    picture or SOMETHING. I got confused and pissed off a few times
    Friday night.
    SkyeDS: if Jubilee can't fit me in, I'll ask Thax. I'd been meaning
    to spend money on him anyway.
    SkyeDS: I have a whole bunch of repairs that need to be made,
    including to a brand new (goddammit) purple matching chemise and
    skirt that wasn't sewn right in the first place.
    evile: I have a small pile of repairs/improvements that I've been
    meaning to get to forever now.
    SkyeDS: wow. looks like no equestrian events until mid October.
    SkyeDS: I might have time to finish haying. And make repairs. And
    clean house. omfg.
    evile: *nod* there's always so much to do.
    SkyeDS: it will be nice when I am in such better shape that I can
    pull off a faire weekend without being so fuckin sore afterwards.
    SkyeDS: I spent very little time in the saddle and most of my time on
    my feet, playing ground crew by myself (which is usually a 3 or more
    person job) and my legs feel like they're going to fall off.
    evile: Yeah. building up some endurance will be nice :)
    evile: dammit. One of these days, I *AM* going to make it to a pony
    play demo.
    evile: (reading Jadey's posts always gives me a bit of a brain-ache,
    but it's usually worth it to muddle through and figure out what she
    means)
    evile: OH! and Scrith & felisviolaceous were posting for info about kitty play in
    the voyagers yahoo group...you've probably got that set 'no mail' but
    it's an interesting thread. Right up your alley, I think ;)

    SkyeDS: why? just because I like scratching and biting and had fun as
    catwoman for halloween one year? oh wait....nevermind... ;)
    evile: *smile* Yeah..that.
    SkyeDS: Hurricane Rita is a cat 3 headed right for Houston &
    Galveston.
    SkyeDS: maybe sineater should call Grammy and whoever's helping Nana now
    to make sure they all have evacuation plans
    evile: *nod*
    SkyeDS: I don't understand why now that Bill and Katy have married,
    graduated and gone off to Colorado that they feel the need to retain
    the little shire for the Baylor kids.
    SkyeDS: retain control I mean, long distance.
    evile: *shrug*
    SkyeDS: they handpicked someone to run the shire after they left and
    made sure they had control over her by Bill giving her a squire's
    belt.
    evile: nothing better to do , I guess.

    SkyeDS: the poor kids want to march in a parade to get exposure and
    the powers that be are poo pooing it
    SkyeDS: I told them ya know what? if the parade is nixed at the all
    thing, and they don't want to spend the mo ney, let those of us who
    march pay for it. the more of us that march, the merrier, and the
    cheaper.
    SkyeDS: and if we can't call ourselves Morconor, well, the KUmpania
    Peregrina would be right proud to lend its name as aegis instead.
    SkyeDS: I wonder if kids at Baylor have enough vocabulary to know
    what "aegis" means.
    evile: how bizarre of them...
    evile: HFSers are forever talking about drumming up membership, but
    are then not very friendly to new faces, so ...whatever.
    SkyeDS: I don't see how the officers can keep the rest of the Shire
    from marching under the name of Morconor.
    SkyeDS: HFS is not a legal entity.
    SkyeDS: they have no legal rights to the use of the name Morconor.
    evile: no...but there's plenty of interpersonal bullshit they could
    pull on someone who did something they didn't want them to do.
    SkyeDS: there's an election coming up. anyone does that to my
    friends because of me, or for any other reason, and I'll make sure
    that a little "posse" pays dues and votes and there will be pork in
    the trees coming morning.
    evile: *nod*
    SkyeDS: they rigged the last election.
    SkyeDS: deliberately so those of us they knew wanted to pay dues and
    vote wouldn't be aware of when things were going on.
    SkyeDS: we're going to make sure that doesn't happen again.
    evile: sounds like a plan.
    SkyeDS: and I can tell by the defensive tone in the Sheriff's last
    few posts that she is not popular.
    evile: Unfortunate that things that are supposed to be fun, and a
    game, turn into such an unpleasant mess.
    evile: yay, I'm done with today's quota with 15min (ish) to spare!
    SkyeDS: rather than two hours :)
    evile: yeah. better pacing. much.
    SkyeDS: Mirage galloped the games this weekend. I was proud of her.
    evile: that's cool :)
    SkyeDS: you know she doesn't like the games at all, whereas Jez loves
    them
    evile: yeah, but Mirage lives to please you, so that was probably
    motivation for her to do it.
    SkyeDS: I wasn't riding her.
    SkyeDS: I don't joust.
    SkyeDS: not in front of people anyway. I've been known to run the
    course bareback when everybody's finished and gone and nobody's
    watching on occasion (but sure as hell not at faire).
    evile: *nod8
    SkyeDS: sineater w orked with her for a week and then sonar0m rode her
    this weekend.
    evile: cool
    SkyeDS: it was too damn hot for the barding blankets.
    evile: too damn hot for clothes, period :P

    evile: a lot of people did it anyway...i love the smaller faires for
    that reason--only the hardcore rennies come out and they're gonna
    wear their garb if it kills 'em, dammit.
    SkyeDS: nods.
    SkyeDS: I have more elaborate chemises but I was going to be
    comfortable dammit
    SkyeDS: I have a black tribal skirt with a red sari strip across the
    bottom and a gorgeous black chemise from holy clothing with awesome
    drop silk sleeves, but Jubilee tells me it isn't brightly colored
    enough to be Romany (and she's right to an extent) plus it's fuckin
    hot
    SkyeDS: but it still looks awesome.
    evile: It'd be great if they could get Ravensloft scheduled and
    organized in time to do in Feb or Mar.
    SkyeDS: and a married phuri dai and shuvani would usually be much
    older than me and would be allowed to wear black and red (as long as
    it isn't blood red)
    SkyeDS: looks like they're working on that, a nd working on mabank,
    which is an excellent site.
    evile: that'd be cool. Nice opportunity to wear cloaks & such

    SkyeDS: and in Feb it wouldn't interfere with any other faire, s ince
    we're going to be committed to Four Winds and Gulf Wars.
    evile: yup
    evile: well, time for me to take off.
    SkyeDS: wind to your wings, wing sib
    evile: See ya!
    SkyeDS: ciao

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