2998oh, huzzah

Mar. 3, 2005

 

 

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Gemini Horoscope for week of March 3, 2005

Events in the coming week may be difficult for some of you to deal
with. They will include intense encounters with peace, love, joy, and
understanding, as well as possible brushes with extravagant beauty,
lyrical delight, and inspiring discoveries. There will be a dearth of
storylines that feature betrayal, abuse, pettiness, greed, extortion,
disease, and explosions. Therefore, Gemini, you should proceed with
extreme caution if you're a jaded hipster who's suspicious of feeling
really good. Ask yourself: "Am I ready to stop equating cynicism with
insight? Do I dare take the risk that exposing myself to uplifting
encounters might dull my intelligence?" If you doubt your ability to
handle all the relaxing breakthroughs, you'd better take strong
measures to evade them.


Taurus Horoscope for week of March 3, 2005

Harvest time in March? That's what the astrological omens say for you
Bulls. During the next few weeks you'll be reaping the fruits of all
the seeds you've sown since your last birthday. One of the pesky
weeds you didn't uproot will also be reaching full bloom, but the
tiny bit of blight it engenders will be vastly overshadowed by the
richness of your rewards. I suggest you throw a party or two to
celebrate your bounty, express gratitude to your helpers, and offer
forgiveness to your doubters.

2999the HBB hunter

Mar. 3, 2005

 

 

Me to J-law:

I'm tired, I stayed up too late last night. It was mostly fun. The
main organizer of the poly big fun campout was at dinner last night
and we were talking and before I knew it, I'd agreed to do a reprise
of my 'edible bedroom delights' workshop that I did the
first/last/only time I went to big fun. wow. hope it goes better
this time, since I know more people now. Last time there were only,
like, 4 people at the workshop, and I'd bought like a hundred bux
worth of goodies. I ended up feeling kind of stupid.

ANYWAY, that was fun. I saw a lot of friends and we had the patio
pretty much to ourselves so I got to circulate and chat, which was
really nice.

I did have one kind of icky experience--met my first HBB (Hot Bi
Babe) Hunter. He was writing a screenplay. About bisexual women. And
wanted to interview many many bisexual women. To make it authentic.
So, please, tell me all the hot juicy details of your sex life,
strange woman I just met 5 minutes ago.

He started out seeming friendly and curious and nice, and then all of
the sudden, POW. It was really disconcerting. Luckily, this gal
nosugarsadded showed up as things were getting uncomfortable, and I gave her
giant hugs and said "Hey" and then he started talking to her. Her
boyfriend oracle_tx was right there, so I figure she'd be OK. plus she's
more of a TMI kind of girl, doesn't mind discussing such personal
things. So hopefully I created a win win there, rather than foisted
off an asshole on a friend.

It would have been perfect if UB had been there, I could have
introduced the two of them, she would have lectured him all night
about her fabulous wonderfulness and the rest of the ladies at dinner
could have escaped unscathed.

UB likes to tell stories about how people are always smarming on her
because they think that being poly, pagan, self-professed bi means
you'll fuck anything. I had never experienced this phenomenon so up
close and personal before. UB says her response is something
like "Yes, I'm bi, poly, pagan, sex positive and frisky, but I won't
fuck you, now go play in traffic."...I really wish I'd actually said
that to him.

Oh, and did I mention? He was expelling quantities of intestinal gas
the ENTIRE time. It was FOUL beyond belief. My nasal cavity is singed.

*shaking head* Ah, what a life.

3000icq w/A

 

Mar. 3, 2005

 

 

evile: rotten phone duty today. FEH!
SkyeDS: <hugs> sorry :(
evile: I hate it when I make stupid mistakes. elevated a callI could
have handled to a 'talk to my supervisor' moment because I was stupid
& not looking at the right thing
SkyeDS: I hope it passes quickly
evile: ya never know around here.
evile: did you read about my adventures with the HBB hunter last
night? I really wish you'd been there to lay teh smackdown..
SkyeDS: I haven't read LJ yet today what happened
evile: there was a guy there I'd never seen before, so I was being
friendly and chatting with him, and then all of hte sudden he's
asking me about my sexual experiences and all of this really
inappropriate crap!
SkyeDS: what's HBB?
evile: Hot Bi Babe
SkyeDS: we should get buttons/tshirts made
evile: no SHIT.
SkyeDS: "yes, I'm poly pagan bi and sex positive...no I won't fuck
you, now go play in the traffic"
evile: It started out very pleasantly, he asked me questions that
seemed normal -- how di dyou find out about the group, how long have
you been coming to poly dinner, and then BAM!
evile: AND he was passing silent, incredibly foul intestinal gas the
WHOLE time, too.
SkyeDS: I don't know what kind of smackdown I would have been able to
deliver
SkyeDS: I am the epitome of social ineptitude
evile: I think he was truly worthy and deserving of your patented 'go
play in traffic' speech.
SkyeDS: well yeah :)
evile: I feel awful. Before I picked up on the creep vibe, I told him
about big fun and hte yahoo newsgroup and binet...now I'll feel
REALLY bad if he shows up at any of those and starts pestering people.
SkyeDS: he could easily discover those things without you (even I did
that)
evile: Maggiemaepisces was very short with him. I should have picked up on that
and followed her lead. She's usually very sweet to people; if she's
rude to someone there is a damn good reason for it.
SkyeDS: you learned a lesson. it will be better next time.
evile: i hope so. :(
evile: It's one of those things...it'll make a funny story someday.
But not today.
evile: "I'm writing a screenplay"...jeezus. with a line like that, he
ought to go try his luck with the hollywood poly scene.
SkyeDS: LOL
evile: wtf are people thinking? in what universe is it appropriate to
go from "hello my name is ___ and I like mountain biking and I do __
for a living" to "so, when did you first go down on a woman?"....NO!!
Not appropriate!!
SkyeDS: ROFL even I know that.
SkyeDS: you know when I was dealing blackjack
SkyeDS: I made the best money at the yellow rose
SkyeDS: and enjoyed the dancers
SkyeDS: but that club east of 290
SkyeDS: I had men asking me how big my nipples were and how sensitive
evile: ew!!
evile: And of course you were working and your employer might frown
if you put a foot in their ass.
evile: if he had physically threatened me rather than just verbally
offended me, I would have had no problem beating him to the
ground...but since he was just asking rude questions, I really didn't
know how to deal at all.
evile: and in so many circles I run in, people are kind of socially
retarded/clueless so I try to give the benefit of the doubt.
SkyeDS: <whistles innocently>
evile: I just need to practice 'none of your business' until it
sounds natural.
SkyeDS: or a look or a tone of voice maybe
SkyeDS: some people are very effective with those
evile: yeah.. I just don't know why I have such a block against being
rude to strangers. even strangers who are being rude to me.
evile: Oh well...only 2 icky experiences out of how many years of
hanging with the polys? Pretty good odds.
SkyeDS: nodnods
evile: I feel bad about the puppy pile party this weekend...this is
like the 3rd or 4th party that bunch has invited me to and I keep
turning 'em down. The last couple because I already had plans. This
time, I don't have plans, but I just don't know if I want to go.
SkyeDS: what is a puppy pile party
evile: that would be my other point of hesitation. It sounds like
just a bunch of people hugging and snuggling and that sounds nice
enough, but as soon as there's fluids slopping around, I would be so
GONE
evile: (short answer:"I don't really know, but I can imagine. Not
sure if I want to find out.")
SkyeDS: term taken from Anita Blake novels probably
evile: why do you think that?
SkyeDS: she uses that term constantly in her writing to describe how
the weres relate to each other
evile: oh. I guess I've never read one of those where that term
turned up. I stopped reading that series pretty early on.
evile: it was like the 2nd, 3rd novel, where she stops the action of
the story they were about to go confront some big bad guy, like
about to bust thru the door of the lair, and oh, wait, we've got to
stop and talk about what everyone's wearing...I kind of went "bleh"
and never picked up another one.
SkyeDS: I've only read one, and I don't even remember which one
SkyeDS: one where she gets turned by JeanClaude
evile: *shrug* It's been years, they werent' all that memorable.
evile: I like Jason well enough, he's snuggly, but I dislike his SO,
and I barely know his wife.
evile: And I don't care to be touched by people I don't know, so I
really think me at a puppy pile party would be a poor match.
SkyeDS: you get to leave at 3 today?
evile: 3:30, I got here late.
evile: Chrisloy was there with her baby last night. It is a pretty
cute thing.
evile: I do like babies, but from a distance...it was pukey and
whatnot.
evile: Chance earned major brownie points, she sat between me and the
baby for a while :)
SkyeDS: LOL
evile: I think she is a lot smarter than the 'bosomy bimbo' facade
she puts on.
evile: when she's not acting like that, shes' quite delightful.
SkyeDS: I'm trying to place Chance and I'm not remembering
evile: I don't know if she was ever there on a night you were.
SkyeDS: mind keeps wanting to put Pace in place of Chance, and Pace
is neither bosomy nor bimbo
evile: she's about my height, 150-160 lbs, shoulder length dark hair,
creamy skin, dark eyes, very nice rack.
evile: Pace was there for a minute, but she left early
evile: Erinlefey was there too, but she wasn't feeling well, so she and
tangentsferret left early too. Oh well.
evile: yay for phone duty. I"m ready to go home and nap!
evile: Have a good evening! *hugs*
SkyeDS: wind to your wings :)