2931me & Jinx

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

evile: I should not read certain LJ posts just after eating....
Sharjinka: What's that???

Sharjinka: Huh??

evile: just don't look at Skye_ds's post for today on a full stomach,
that's all I'm sayin'.
Sharjinka: I'm curious now.
evile: don't say I didn't warn you. Girl is in the dictionary
under "TMI"
Sharjinka: Uhm...there's a post with a song post and a meme.
Sharjinka: What day??
Sharjinka: There's a post that's dated for April.... WTF....
evile: http://www.livejournal.com/users/skye_ds/17623.html
evile: I wonder if she realizes that her calendar is ahead of the
rest of ours...but that's pretty...symbolic, isn't it?
Sharjinka: Ewwww.....

evile: yeah....ew
Sharjinka: Why am I mentioned in this???? WHAH!!!! :'(
evile: because of your recent post re: exes and your sexy leather
picture. She never writes comments in other peopel's journal, she
posts her replies as posts in her own LJ. It's kinda wierd.
Sharjinka: Ewwwwww......
evile: I think the word we are looking for is "vomitrocious"...I
don't care if it's a real word or not, I think it sums things up
nicely.
Sharjinka: Works for me...
Sharjinka: I shouldn't have posted that picture of me.
evile: That may be her new nickname.
Sharjinka: Ewwww?

evile: "Vomitrocious"... perhaps "Countess Vomitrocious" --I wouldn't
worry about the picture, darlin'. It is a perfectly lovely picture
and it's not your problem or your fault if certain individuals think
wrong thoughts as a result of seeing it.
evile: Hell, I didn't even think she OWNED any panties...so this was
an unpleasant way to discover that she does indeed own some, and
perhaps occasionally wear them.
Sharjinka: EWWWWWWWWWW.....
Sharjinka: :-!
evile: Okay, I'm going to be good and polite now. Got it out of my
system, need to behave and stay on good terms..
Sharjinka: Okay...nice and polite....like I've been the last few
posts! ;-)
Sharjinka: Thanks for the compliment on the pic. I posted it to make
myself feel better.
evile: heehee! exactly!
Sharjinka: :-D
evile: You are a hottie. Not saying that in a creepy way, just sayin'.
Sharjinka: Thank you. Not taking it in any way creepy.
Sharjinka: :-)

evile: I think women are very aesthetically beautiful, just to look
at.
Sharjinka: I agree. The Greek statues make me smile. It looks
so...uhm....out there for all to see.
evile: *grin*
evile: I think humans are beautiful...it's just too bad that some
people want to take a beautiful thing and turn it ugly by thinking
filthy things about it.
Sharjinka: I read an article where Freud had a patient who was afraid
his penis was too small. He took him to the museum and showed him
statues. The man was cured.
evile: *laff* OMG, that's a great story!
Sharjinka: I totally agree. This sounds weird but I love black and
white pictures of the body. Especially the back and legs. Very
beautiful - both sexes.
Sharjinka: :-D
evile: *nodnod*
Sharjinka: I loved the statue story. Makes me grin everytime I look
at male statues.
evile: Men are so silly.
Sharjinka: I agree!
evile: "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean"
Sharjinka: :-)
Sharjinka: :-P
evile: I know very few female friends who are actual 'size
queens'...most of us agree that we like our guys because of what's
between the ears rather than what's between the legs. If he is sweet,
loving, and wants to please me, then that is when the bedroom
fireworks are gonna happen.
Sharjinka: Yeah....I'm the same way.
Sharjinka: When they care and they're smart....the sparks do fly in
every aspect of the relationship.
evile: I've had more experience than I should admit in polite
company, and I have to say the sweetheart guys are always much more
fun than the gorgeous studs.
Sharjinka: Yes, that is true. I think I said too much about it too.
I kind of wish the bitterness would just go away.
Sharjinka: I've talked to so many adults who wish their ex's well and
happiness and such.
Sharjinka: *sigh*

evile: You are entitled to your feelings. When things end badly, you
feel bad, even if it was the other person's fault, even if you knew
the relationship was doomed, whatever. It's never a good feeling to
end a romance.
Sharjinka: Yeah. True.
evile: Thinking about some of my exes is a happy feeling, and with
others there is a lot of regret...no active hatred, but I don't think
I could honestly wish ALL of them happy & well...
Sharjinka: I can only think of one or two that I wish happiness and
wellness on. The rest....I don't have good feelings towards. I
swear....I would kick F in the nuts if I thought I could get away
with it!
evile: *laff* It does sound like he deserves that treatment, to be
fair.
Sharjinka: He called to apologize and I was horrible to him.
Sharjinka: I even had the guy I was dating over and we were on the
couch watching a movie and snuggling. I told him that. That was a
mean thing to do.
evile: I've been there, done that.
evile: If nothing else, you got stuff off your chest, so that's
healthful.
Sharjinka: I've never discussed a current relationship with an ex. I
just felt I was being mean and vindicative.
evile: *nod*

EJ: drill the hole, pour the bleach [into my brain]

 

2932Drill the hole, pour the bleach!

 

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

skye_ds (skye_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-04-11 12:13:00





Current mood: amused
Current music: She's Got a Way, She's Always a Woman, Goodnight My
Angel

Valentine musings
Hugs, Nuzzles and Sugars to sharjinka and onyxlynxx for their
respective courage in the face of the most dreaded evil pirate
Valentine's Day.

The photos below will just have to suffice because I just don't have
any cool leather photos like
sharjinka.

Maestro's (sonar0m) panther kitten pet:
[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02AD48E3-CF1F-D571-
AD68CAD2BE03B13E ]


Happiness is making music with my friends:
[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02B0B53B-CF1F-D571-
A2169F947D1608F6 ]

[ http://freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=02B14A37-CF1F-D571-
A79FBDEFBFFA6260]

The three day holiday that is Valentine's Day in my triad polyfamily
looks like this: Saturday night, Family outing to Central Market for
live music on the covered, heated patio, and good food. Sunday is
alone time with Maestro. Monday is alone time with Dear Husband
(sineater).

Checklist of Valentine necessities:


appropriate candles, music, incense and adult beverages
appropriate cosmetics including fellatio red lipstick
black brocade silk corset
black silk, red silk and black lace blouses
black silk stockings
black knee-high stiletto heel Victorian "Granny" boots
black silk fingerless gloves, red silk full length opera gloves
bathing necessities (see prior post)
black silk tie-back cords, chainmail collar (Maestro made this for me
himself), feathers, other toys (if you have to ask you don't need to
know)
So I'm going over my checklist this morning, and all systems are go.
But something is still missing, so I'm racking my brains trying to
remember. *lightbulb, ding ding* Black silk panties. Where are
they. Tear the entire house up looking for them. Where could they
be? Ok, sit back and think. Where's the last place you remember
seeing them. Then I have a sharjinka moment (bad memory of ex): That
would be in one of my ex's hands, crotch plastered to his nose and
mouth, while he's performing an intimate act upon himself with his
other hand. Bury head in hands, trying to shield my poor mind's eye,
but it's too late, massively deep brain laceration/scar there, didn't
need that, LOL. Must take Lady Visa and Master of the Card for a
last minute visit to Tabu and Forbidden Fruit to acquire new panties.

What did the Gemini say when asked to pay for the Battle of San Juan
Hill? Charge It!

 

 

2933Re: Drill the hole, pour the bleach!

 

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

I may need to change her name to "Countess Vomitrocious" or
something..."UB" is just not evoking enough twisted horror to
encompass the totality that is my SIL these days. I do like your
adjective, though. I definitely think she's being 'precious' in the
most clueless, socially unacceptable sense of the word. I can't
believe she shared such a private moment from her relationship with
Kaleon like that, in a way that was calculated to humiliate
him 'publically' (in front of her presumably-admiring group of fans
or whatever she is picturing as her LJ audience)

Fetishizing a lover's garments is sort of a normal thing to do in the
course of a passionate night, but it's private and something that
should be shared only between the lovers who are enjoying each others
scents, IMHO... to take something that he did presumably for his and
her enjoyment and parade it around for people to mock is just
unforgivable.

•  

 

2934Re: Drill the hole, pour the bleach!

 

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

Good lord.
================================
skye_ds (skye_ds) wrote,
@ 2005-02-11 14:54:00





Current mood: giggly
Current music: Liar ~ Henry Rollins

More Sharjinka Inspired Valentine Funnies

Inspired by sharjinka's Valentine Day Rant about Exes:

All Time Top Ten List of Pick-up Lies...err...Lines


Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is frigid.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend weighs over 300 pounds.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is a liar.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend cheated on me.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend is an abuser.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend never wears makeup or lingerie.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend forced me to perform sexually against my
will.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend does not bathe nor shower regularly.
Poor me, my ex-girlfriend forced me to play second string, because
she wouldn't put me before her husband and children.

Poor me, my ex-girlfriend needs to learn that my happiness is not my
personal responsibility, it is a gift that must be given to me by
others.
But wait! There's more! Yes indeed, I know of at least three women,
if not more, who bought these lies/lines and swallowed them hook line
and sinker! ROFL, *rolling eyes* Watch out, ladies, he may be
coming for you next ;)

2935 thewordnerd

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

evile: hey. *hugs* sorry to hear you had a bad night.
thewordnerd: Thanks. Not so much bad, just too much time to think and no
distractions. Oh, yeah, and too quiet.
evile: *nod* I'm just bored at work, as usual. And wishing I hadn't
just eaten when I read my SIL's batch of crazy for today.
thewordnerd: Ewww. What's she up to now?
evile: she posted pictures of herself (to compete with Sharjinka's
post today) and then wrote about her Vday plans, and then took a
swipe at her ex boyfriend by telling a very personal, possibly
embarassing story about him.

thewordnerd: Wow, what a bitch. Are they still communicating at all? My
impression was that he seemed to just want to move away and leave.
evile: he did move away.
thewordnerd: Wow. She's just a mess.
evile: Hell, I didn't think she owned, or wore panties, so this was
not the best way to learn that she does indeed. *shudder*
thewordnerd: Ewwww!
evile: Yeah...she told me a couple years ago that she owned NO
panties. I was all like "You have a husband and 2 boyfriends, 3 men
and NONE of them buy you lingerie? Throw those back!!"
thewordnerd: Yikes. You'd think she could buy them on her own, too.
evile: well, yeah. That too.
evile: But she is/was always going ona bout these guys making all
these romantic gestures and bla bla, so you would think that at least
once someone would have given her a bag from Fredericks' or whatever.
evile: (assuming they've got panties in her size at
Freddies...doubtful)
thewordnerd: Heh. You'd think/hope, anyway. I mean, I can't see how someone
could live with her for years and years and not notice the distinct
lack of panties.
evile: I think she picks guys who LIKE that lack.
thewordnerd: Ah, perhaps. I thought about that shortly after saying it.
evile: *shudder* Just like they probably enjoy her ....odors...
thewordnerd: Ewww. Now that's a mental image I could do without. Thanks for
sharing the love. :P
evile: No problem.
evile: Lordy. the post is dated April, 2005. I wonder how she managed
that...
thewordnerd: Heh. Probably forgot to tweak the time on her computer.
evile: bizarre.
thewordnerd: I can't understand how people can just let that go. It's
jarring to me when the time on my computer isn't at least *somewhat*
accurate.
evile: one of our laptops can't keep time, but other than that, yeah,
I totally get you. I wonder if she was just trying to be sneaky and
keep Kaleon from reading it, or dating it with a significant date to
the two of them?
thewordnerd: Hmmm. I think LJ records the time of the posts and uses that
to display them in order, so regardless of when she dated it, it'll
appear between other entries today.
thewordnerd: So LJ's clock is accurate, even if hers is not.
evile: Not to mention how sad is it to post pictures that are
anywhere from 4 to 15 years old of oneself?
thewordnerd: Heh.
thewordnerd: Wow, looks like lots of her dates are screwed up. :)
evile: she still somewhat resembles the self in the 'panther pet'
photo *blargh* but in no way resembles the chesty young thing she was
14+ years ago.
thewordnerd: Ugh. Nice story filled with other disturbing mental images. I
don't think I'm going to read her journal to satisfy my curiosities
anymore.
evile: which part is the 'nice story'?
thewordnerd: Normally reading that wouldn't affect me, but knowing what I
know about her and the type of person she is . . . Yuck.
thewordnerd: The story about where the panties went.
evile: that was nice?
thewordnerd: Yes. In the MAJORLY SARCASTIC sense. :P
thewordnerd: I.e. when you say one thing and mean the opposite. Like,
when 'nice' means 'OMGWTF time to wash the brain out with bleach.'
evile: Oh...I thought you were trying to say that the entry would
have been 'nice' if she hadn't included ___.
thewordnerd: Oh, no.
evile: Definitely a "Drill the hole, pour the bleach" moment, for me.
That or a nice refreshing gastric purge
thewordnerd: Indeed.
evile: I may need to change her name to "Countess Vomitrocious" or
something..."UB" is just not evoking enough twisted horror to
encompass the totality that is my SIL these days.
thewordnerd: LOL That's great.
evile: Too many letter S es. It doesn't quite roll off the tongue as
easily as UB. But I'll think about it.
thewordnerd: Me, too.
evile: I get a sense of "and it's all your fault" stuck on to that
last comment from you... :P
thewordnerd: LOL No, not quite. Consider it my own little bit of secret
revenge against her for the face-in-crotch-and-panties-in-hand story.
evile: heh.
evile: You know...this may just be me, but in my experience,
fetishizing a lover's garments is sort of a normal thing to do in the
course of a passionate night, but it's private and something that
should be shared only between the lovers who are enjoying each others
scents, IMHO...

thewordnerd: Agreed. I couldn't be involved with someone who felt like just
sharing that with the world.
evile: It seems like a great violation to me, too.
evile: to take something that he did presumably for his and her
enjoyment and parade it around for people to mock is just
unforgivable.
thewordnerd: Hmmm, I didn't get the sense of mocking off of that, unless I
misinterpreted her comment about the image not being one she'd want
to see now, because if *I* loved and lost someone then recalling that
would hurt me somewhat, though I suppose she could've had the same
reaction that we did to the image.
evile: Yeah, she might not have been trying to encite her admiring
audience to mock or ridicule him, maybe that was my own interpretation

thewordnerd: I don't know her that well, so . . .
evile: well, hopefully it will be interpreted in the least-damning
way by her readers.
thewordnerd: Let's hope so. Seems like she has a definite hostile
readership camp of some size, so I think she's just digging herself
in deeper in some respects.
evile: You're so wise. Thank you for saying that.
thewordnerd: Wow, I've never been called wise before. :) Your welcome. I
mean, I haven't looked at her friendslist lately, but she's got you
on it, and onyxlynxx I think. Surely there are more with the same mindset.
evile: yeah...she is just so clueless, I dont think she has any idea
how she comes across to people.
evile: I wish that "maestro" could see that if she's talking that
kind of trash about her ex now, she will eventually talk trash
about "maestro" someday...
thewordnerd: Yeah, I was thinking that, too.
evile: probably too caught up in the pattern to be objective about it.
thewordnerd: Yeah, and she's probably spun some terrible stories about how
awful he was and such.
evile: yup.
evile: Living proof that you must be careful in how you speak of your
enemies, because what you say about them, you are saying about
yourself.
thewordnerd: Hmmm, that's an interesting perspective.
evile: which casts all sort of interesting questions on why I like to
trash her so much..
thewordnerd: Heh.
evile: but let's not go there, it's ugly territory.
thewordnerd: I don't know that I agree with the perspective, though. Or, if
I do, then perhaps what you're saying about yourself is what you
like, and that the other person isn't reflecting that.
thewordnerd: I mean, hell, I consider my parents my enemies and I trashtalk
them lots. I don't see much of them in me, however.
evile: Where I'm at with it is that she has a lot of characteristics
in common with me, as far as interests, hobbies, etc. But where I am
healhty with my interest, she is unhealthy. Doesn't know the meaning
of the word moderation
thewordnerd: That makes sense.
evile: And where I have redeeming qualities to sort of balance out
the crazy and bad, she doesn't.
evile: and now she's telling me in ICQ about how her ex apparently
uses trash-talk about her to pick up other women..I'm sorry but if
that's the case, that's just sick.
thewordnerd: ow. What the hell?
evile: I fail to see how telling someone "my ex weighs 300 lbs" would
be a turn on
thewordnerd: Exactly. What the hell could he possibly be achieving with
that strategy? Has she thought that far along the process?
evile: No telling.
evile: Personally, the couple of dates I went on where the guy
couldn't stop trashing his ex, I didn't go out with him again.
evile: I do have a couple of guy friends who seemed to get mileage
out of "the woman who done me wrong" stories, but not from me,
obviously. I guess there are some women who want to play Florence
Nightingale and heal his pain or whatever.
thewordnerd: LOL Wow. That's weird and totally foreign to me.
evile: me too.
thewordnerd: Wheee. Almost that time. :)
evile: yup :)
evile: I might see you at the GWNN Munch tomorrow, but if I do come
it'll just be a quickie hi & bye kind of thing.
thewordnerd: Ok, sounds good.

2936Re: me & Jinx

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

---evile: lordy lordy lordy...
Sharjinka: What? I'm sorry. I accidentally closed for class without
saying good-bye.

evile: You didn't miss anything. Just me being exhausted and ready to
go home!
Sharjinka: I know what you mean. Friday afternoons go by too slow!
evile: my head hurts.
Sharjinka: I'm okay. I'm just tired and out of it.
evile: I've been telling myself every night this wek that I'm going
to bed early tonight, no really this time. Haven't managed it yet.
Sharjinka: Poor thing! You should go to bed early tonight.
evile: I'm gonna try!
Sharjinka: Relax all weekend long!
evile: Maybe SAturday. Sunday I'm going to Houston with sineater to see
his grandmother and my mom.
Sharjinka: Oh....well....two days of rest!
evile: *nod* I need 'em.
Sharjinka: Yeah, me too, but I still want to unpack and move a few
things around. I really need to prepare the spare bedroom for a
possible roommate.
evile: there's always lots of work when you move into a new place.
Sharjinka: Yeah. I'd also like to clean the bathroom and vacuum this
weekend. The place is looking bad.
Sharjinka: Your champaign glasses are on a glass display shelf and
look really cool! :-)
evile: awesome :) I love all the glass and mirrors in your ouse, but
you know you're going to be out there with the Windex all the time!
Sharjinka: Yes, I know! *sigh* But it's so pretty. I'm hoping for
small rainbows through the glasses in front of the window.
evile: that would be very pretty :) I love sunlight and glass
together :)
Sharjinka: Yeah, me too.
evile: I bet your study is going to be beautiful on sunny days, too.
Sharjinka: I think so too!

evile: If we could ever get some sunny weather...dammit.
Sharjinka: I know. I'm waiting! I'm looking forward to a nice, cool
spring!
evile: yeah. I want to do a lot of stuff outdoors.
evile: Including get out to san gabriel park more often. :)
Sharjinka: That would be great! I would love to see you.
Sharjinka: My knee has been all wrong lately so I haven't been out
too much.
evile: I'm sure the weather hasnt' helped that.
Sharjinka: Yeah....it has been a bit hard since the cold weather. I
hate my left knee.
evile: heh. I have read that your 30's are when you finally get your
head together and your body falls apart. :P
Sharjinka: I think that's the truth!
evile: unfortunately, so do I.
Sharjinka: *sigh*
evile: Oh, shit, she put you rname on another crazy post....
evile: Sort of like a bait and switch brand name thng -- if you like
sharjinka's LJ, please try MINE!
Sharjinka: :-)
Sharjinka: Sounds good to me. ;-)
evile: *shaking head* that whole situation is just incredibly sad.
Sharjinka: :-)
evile: Oh well...it's not really my problem.
Sharjinka: What's the problem??
evile: just that whole sad Skye_ds/exes/current men/mess
Sharjinka: I know. I was thinking of that this morning. Sonar asked
me for a ride out to her place because his parents don't agree with
the relationship and refuse to loan him the car.
Sharjinka: I came up with a polite, not able to reason. Probably had
to do with school.
evile: good for you.
Sharjinka: I'm not sure I can condone it either. ;-)
evile: true true.
Sharjinka: I'm glad I really had something I had to do that day.
evile: *laugh*
Sharjinka: :-)
evile: I'm glad I've never been asked...there is only so much I will
do to try and stay on peaceful terms.
Sharjinka: I was somewhat horrified in all honesty. :-D
evile: heh! I would have been too.
Sharjinka: I'm so glad I wasn't able to and he didn't push it.
evile: he is not very pushy, bless his heart.
Sharjinka: Thank goodness!
evile: well, it's a mixed blessing. It means he won't insist on
putting you into a bad spot, but it also means he won't get himself
out of that bad place, too.
Sharjinka: Yeah, I've noticed that.
evile: Maybe he'll grow up and get better...
evile: I hate to see anyone in that kind of situation. His parents
push him around, she pushes him around...he really just needs to get
away from all of 'em.
Sharjinka: I agree!
evile: I think hfs is good for that, building self-confidence and
developing some healthy friendships.
Sharjinka: I also agree with that. It cured me somehow, but I
couldn't tell you what was wrong with me. Mentally, just about
everything and it cured that. Now, I can't even remember all that
was wrong. It was a long time ago. ;-)
evile: heh. I'm glad. And now you are in a position to mentor people
who need to get their own heads straight...must be a very good
feeling, when htey aren't driving you crazy
Sharjinka: Yes and yes. ;-)
evile: heehee. Understood.
Sharjinka: :-D
evile: I would have strangled one/both of your most recent protoges
long ago.
Sharjinka: My most recent? Sunshine, ya mean?
Sharjinka: Which other one should I be strangling?
evile: or Jose, either one.
evile: he's a knight now, I know.
evile: strangling rights probably end at Knighthood.
Sharjinka: Jose still needs strangled once in a while.
Sharjinka: No....I just strangle him equally as a knight. ;-)
Sharjinka: Before I was holding back because he was my squire.
evile: hell yeah!
Sharjinka: :-D
evile: Bless his heart, he's so bright and sensitive, but still
sometimes just misses the boat completely ..
Sharjinka: Sunshine hasn't been around enough for me to kill.
Sharjinka: Yes, I know. Jose is that way at times.
evile: very very stiffnecked & judgemental at times....makes me want
to smack him.
evile: sunshine is screwed up in his own way, but much more open
hearted and forgiving of others.
Sharjinka: True on both counts!
Sharjinka: It's Friday and I'm out of here. Have a great weekend!
REST UP!!!
evile: you too, babe! Have a great one!
Sharjinka: *happy sigh of weekend-goodness* :-D

2937icq w/A

Feb. 11, 2005

 

 

evile: oh, there you are. I just put a note in your LJ.
SkyeDS: wtf is with the date I wonder
evile: I don't know where LJ gets its datestamp info. could be the
calendar on the computer you posted from?
SkyeDS: apparently, but I don't know how that happened either lol
evile: One of the laptops at home can't keep the time for crap. It's
just a quirky thing. I know you can change dates on LJ posts, I've
backdated stuff before. But never fast-forwarded before :)
SkyeDS: thank you for calling that to my attention rofl
SkyeDS: that pic of Chelle is really good
evile: You're welcome :)
evile: I thought so too :)
evile: thanks for that mental image, btw *drilling hole in skull,
pouring bleach*
SkyeDS: sorry, had to get my one last little snark out of my system
evile: *nod* understood.
SkyeDS: the blood came last night but I was too tired for ritual
SkyeDS: banishings are hard. I don't have the energy to call circle
when I"m bleeding
SkyeDS: on the other hand I don't see why I need a Circle to cast
spells
SkyeDS: I feel twinges about my snark
SkyeDS: things have been nice and quiet lately and I don't really
want to provoke it to be otherwise
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: otoh, anyone who takes potshots at me because I wear makeup
on special occasions and not everyday, and implies that I never wear
lingerie even for special occasions - is asking for it.
SkyeDS: that somewhat annoys me
SkyeDS: "my mama raised me right, to wear makeup every day"
SkyeDS: my mother raised me to believe that I didn't NEED makeup
every day, a nd that lipstick makes my mouth look trashy
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: wrong conclusion to come to that I have no pride in myself
because I don't wear makeup everyr day
SkyeDS: I say you have to be pretty damn secure in yourself to go out
without it
SkyeDS: and when I DO wear it, it IS because someone is worth the
special effort, unlike "I'd like to say I do it for you, but honestly
I do it for myself"
evile: Me too. I wear sunscreen daily but only wear makeup for
special occasions.
SkyeDS: that last little snark, btw, took exceptional restraint on my
part
SkyeDS: I wanted dearly to recount my senior year in high school
SkyeDS: when they gave the homecoming dance to National Honor
Society, of which I was president
SkyeDS: I didn't want to deal with it, so I made a committee of all
the cheerleaders in NHS and said, your baby
SkyeDS: I had both the ACT and the SAT that Saturday
SkyeDS: get home at 5 completely drained and my mom makes me go check
in on dance preparations
SkyeDS: completely pointless
SkyeDS: but I go, and there are the cheerleaders, no makeup on, and
all in curlers and sweats working
SkyeDS: I didn't even recognize most of them
SkyeDS: they had like, no eyebrows, no eyes, and no lips, without
their makeup on
evile: yup
SkyeDS: at the age of nearly 35, I am frequently mistaken for being
in my 20s.
evile: IMHO, makeup is to enhance what's there, not create a totally
new face
SkyeDS: I have no gray, no wrinkles, skin is nice and taut.
evile: (unless you're talking stage makeup, which is not something
you should plaster on daily)
SkyeDS: exactly.
SkyeDS: most makeup = 18 yos trying to look 40, or 40 yos trying to
look 18.
SkyeDS: there's nothing wrong with my face that should require that
I wear makeup every day, my face is a perfectly good face,
particularly for a 34 yo.
evile: heh. too true about the 18/40 yr olds.
SkyeDS: I may post later, because it occurs to me I should be
thankful for the many blessings I still have physically despite the
weight
SkyeDS: but I won't be snarky about it
evile: good :)
evile: snark=nice place to visit, woudln't want to live there
SkyeDS: I was also tempted to post the 10 most popular lines that he
freely admits he knows are lies when he says them, that he uses as
pick up lines and turn ons to his prospective newbies
evile: *grin* oops
SkyeDS: but I refrained
SkyeDS: he freely admitted he knew they were lies while he was
running back to me in between
SkyeDS: 1. Skye weighs over 300 pounds
SkyeDS: 2. Skye is frigid
SkyeDS: etc.
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: if I thought any of his prospective targets read my journal I
would post them
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: look ladies, I know he says them, he freely admitted to me
that he knows he's lying when he says them, and that these are what
he says just to get in your pants
SkyeDS: omg, that's exactly what he said, how would she know t hat?
evile: heh.
SkyeDS: so tempting
evile: yup!
SkyeDS: ...must....refrain....
evile: it's tough. You could always do a frends-locked, but that
wouldn't help anyone on his friends list that he may be "targeting"...
SkyeDS: I could just make it a general exes rant, like Chelle's
SkyeDS: no names
evile: yeah.
SkyeDS: just a funny valentine's top ten pickup lines list
evile: that could work....
SkyeDS: you're supposed to do it 10 through 1 with them getting
progressively worse right?
SkyeDS: that requires thought
evile: yup.
SkyeDS: the verdict is that the carpet can all be saved except the
living room
evile: wow, that's not bad.
SkyeDS: I wonder if I should just go to Home Depot or if I should
shop around
SkyeDS: time is beginning to be of the essence here, Iw ant to
advertise it Monday
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: have you ever bought carpet before?
SkyeDS: if so where?
evile: no, never have.
evile: The worst pick up line I've ever had used on me was "I like
plain girls"
SkyeDS: omfg
SkyeDS: that's worse than "if I said you have a beautiful body, would
you hold it against me?"
evile: this from a pudgy, balding textbook salesman in the cafe of
the student union building at DePauw.
evile: Needless to say, I was not overcome with passion.
evile: I have heard the one about 'hold it against me' but said in a
joking manner among friends, never actually used to try and pick
someone up
evile: That's right up there with "as long as I have a face, you'll
never lack a place to sit" and "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
evile: In my experience, lots of guys are good at flattery and
flirting and then dont' have any bedroom skills, so sweet words are
never a surefire indication, but a guy who isn't even good at
flirting is *definitely* not going to be any good between the sheets.
evile: (unfo I have sometimes fallen for a nice bod & crude
manners...but never for more than a night or two :P)
SkyeDS: when I was a freshman one of my new friends looked me right
in the eye and said, "I've never met a true southern belle before
now."
SkyeDS: I fell for that hook line and sinker at the time
SkyeDS: how the hell do I put these in any kind of significatn order
dammit
evile: heh.
SkyeDS: I still don't get where I forced him to do something sexually
he didn't want to do, or exactly how I would have done that had I
wanted to.
evile: *shrug*
evile: I can't picture it, and I don't want to!
SkyeDS: I can only vaguely link that assertion to one something that
happened twice, and he initiated it, not me
evile: something where maybe he liked the idea better than the
reality ? NO clue.
SkyeDS: probably so.
SkyeDS: thing is, he did this shit the last time I left him
SkyeDS: and when I saw proof of it (he left the logs laying around
for me to find on my birthday)
SkyeDS: I said, how could you say this shit as if you seriously think
it's all true?
SkyeDS: because if you do, we have nothing further to say to each
other
SkyeDS: and he freely admitted he made it up on purpose to get into
someone else's patns
evile: bizarre.
SkyeDS: so now he's doing the same damn thing again, that he's done
not once actually but twice before
SkyeDS: and I'm just supposed to forget that I know by his own
admission that it's all bullshit deliberately to hurt me?
evile: *shrug* he's a freak, what can I say.
SkyeDS: whereas he knows *me* well enough to know I don't make shit
up, if I say it, I believe it to be true (and could probably prove it
in a court of law)
evile: *nod* It's always possible that he's convincing himself it's
true as he's saying it...some people are very convincing liars
because they compartmentalize their minds so well.
SkyeDS: there was at least one girl I knew in high school w ho was
pathological (is that the term?)
evile: I think so.
SkyeDS: she'd tell these outrageous lies and believe them the instant
they sprouted from her lips
evile: that's pretty much how it works.
SkyeDS: I've given this some thought
SkyeDS: how h ard is it to keep up a mask for three whole years
SkyeDS: when you only see someone one week out of every month
SkyeDS: and the rest of the relationship is long distance
evile: yup
SkyeDS: what was the name of that Henry Rollins song you were
listening to the other day
evile: Liar.
SkyeDS: tyty
evile: you're welcome : )
evile: I'm sorry, but if I ever went out with a guy and all he wanted
to do was talk about another woman, in ANY terms, complimentary or
non, I would not stick around for a second date. Have only gone out
with a guy like that once, and it was exactly one date and never
again.
SkyeDS: have said it before, will say it again
SkyeDS: if he did it to someone else, he'll do it to me
SkyeDS: if he said it about someone else, he'll say it about me
evile: yup
SkyeDS: anyone who thinks otherwise thinks they're special (and
probably rides the short bus)
evile: heh.
SkyeDS: that was bad
SkyeDS: bad me, bad bad
evile: heh
SkyeDS: I still haven't decided whether I"m working indoors or out
SkyeDS: I have yet to do an outdoor working and I keep meaning to,
but it's still cold at night even when it's nice during the day, and
it's hard to work when the winter wind keeps blowing your candles out.
evile: *nod*
SkyeDS: well, better late than never I guess
SkyeDS: I imed jinx and said I borrowed your rant, please don't be
mad at me
SkyeDS: (which I should have asked before, not after, I borrowed)
evile: I am not sure how codified LJ etiquette is. I'm pretty sure
it's bad form to publically post something that someoen else
posted 'friends only', but that's about all I can think of that would
be a for sure bad move.
SkyeDS: well, jinx has had her private postings stolen before, and
I should have thought about she might be sensitive about it
evile: Oh, yeah, I forgot all about that mess.
SkyeDS: slow - apologies in advance
evile: Unfo, I think it's best to assume that anything you put in
writing, anywhere, ever, will eventually get back to the very person
you don't want seeing it....
evile: Ok, me too. I need to finisn up my production for the day. I'm
a little behind because I goofed off too much.
evile: well, it's go-time. I'll see y'all tomorrow evening, most
likely!