Wine Tasting & the Coast!
Friday: Up at the normal 	time. Breakfast at Denny's with Sweetie, then he 
went off to 	work and I went back home, finished loading the car, and 
off. I 	knew none of the wineries were open till noon, and New 
Braunfels 	was the first stop, less than an hour's drive. Stopped at 
Hancock 	Center HEB and got stuff for Decemberween & Lynn's cookies. 
I 	stopped in San Marcos at The Paper Bear, which is a giant card, 	
gift, and party store that has just about everything. I got two 	7 
pointed star taper candle holders & a little cute metal 	rat for 
Lynn's bday. I also got my mascot for the weekend: a 	greeting card 
with a Majestic Sea Goddess on the front. (In 	typical ironic fashion, 
turns out She was merely art for the 	front of a ship's menu. However, 
She was my guiding spirit for 	the weekend and all went well, largely 
thanks to keeping in 	perspective that one person's Goddess is another 
person's 	invitation to Alka Seltzer city.) I got a glass votive 
holder & 	an orange spice candle too. Even un-lit it kept the car 
fresher 	than a road trip ordinarily makes it. 
First winery: Dry 	Comal Creek Vineyards. The owner is a retired 
attorney. What is 	with all these lawyers turned winemakers? The lady 
running the 	tasting room was a stitch, there were some other people 
tasting 	& it was just fun. 
Mapquest gave me some goofy 	directions, but I finally found the 
Poteet Country Winery. I got 	great directions from a guy at a 
Shamrock near Poteet (may the 	gods and goddesses bless him for life!) 
and found my way back to 	281/37SPoteet Country Winery was...enh. 
Really neat tasting room 	on some very Texas land, and a whole row of 
bizarre windmills to 	show the way. But the wines were pretty nasty. 
The strawberry 	"reserve" wasn't bad, but too sweet for me. I got a 	
bottle for Lynn. I also got some Mustang White, which was the 	least 
objectionable of the remaining wines. The lady in that 	tasting room 
was having bad allergies & kind of an 'off' 	day, I guess. But the 
tasting room was very rustic Texan & 	they had an old fashioned cash 
register with the metal tags that 	pop up with the amounts. That was 
cool.
The drive to 	Aransas Pass was pretty good, I took some back roads & 
saw 	some scenery, lots of Xmas lights & such. Mapquest *really* 	
screwed up the hotel directions. Once in A.Pass, 35 basically 	runs 
smack into the hotel. Seriously, it T's right into where my 	hotel is. 
But Mapquest insisted I go right and then right 	again...which was 
wrong. So I got lost as a goose, but then 	finally stumbled across the 
hotel, got checked in, did some 	quick yoga, got dinner at the local 
grocery store, and crashed 	early. The hotel was about 6 miles/10 
minute drive from faire. 	And a straight shot, so no wierdness with 
the state road 35 and 	hwy 90 interchange. The room was OK except for 
a musty odor 	which was mostly fixed by going to the HEB up the street 
& 	getting some spray crap, and also burning my Sea Goddess shrine 	
candle. And I really like the king size bed. I want one for 	home!
Saturday:
I woke up on Saturday morning with actual 	BAGS under my eyes. Not 
just dark circles, but BAGS. Agh. Looked 	like Grandma B.
I blame the mold in the room. That is my 	story and I'm sticking to it.
First thing in the a.m., I went 	out to Ingleside Faire 'round 8 a.m. 
I was hoping to meet up 	with sineater, skye_ds, and their 'rescuee', but I 
never saw 	them. (Turns out they'd gotten to faire site at 5 a.m. and 
were 	already well inside the faire grounds, so I never saw 	them.)
Anyway, while I waited in the car & kept an eye on 	the road in to 
faire, I finished up Excalibur, which was book 3 	of Bernard 
Cornwell's King Arthur trilogy, which I amazingly 	managed to find all 
of them in the library as I needed them. 	
Then it was 9:15, I was hungry and cold so I went back into 	Aransas 
Pass where I'd seen a very promising-looking 	establishment for 
breakfast.
Found God's Own Biscuits in 	Aransas Pass at the Bakery Cafe. They 
were fantastic. I may mend 	my ways in hopes of going to Heaven and 
having these things for 	breakfast every day!
Bakery Cafe was exactly the kind of 	place one should have breakfast: 
odors of coffee, bacon, an 	cigarette smoke as soon as you walk in, 
comfortably worn carpet 	& seats. Not yet shabby, but lived in. Sassy 
waitresses with 	big smiles, TV turned to the news & weather station, 
a table 	of ol' boys in their camo, getting a big breakfast before 
spending 	the day out hunting or fishing. Local policeman sharing 
breakfast 	with his sister, brother in law, and niece, gossiping about 
the 	rent-a-cops at the local grocery store. In jokes & conversations 	
where everyone is referred to by first name. Great coffee. And, 	of 
course, The Biscuits of God.
Went back to Faire, got 	there around 10:30. Turns out last-minute 
helper/rescuee was sonar0m. He has decided he likes me and I'm cool. 
Very worrysome. 	He says I talk like I'm on "South Park." I think it 
was 	a compliment. (I never watch that show, but the 2 times I've seen 	
an episode it was all poop and puke and stuff...so I don't know 	what 
he was talking about)--very worrysome that the boy likes 	me, though. 
I am trying to keep a distance--I don't want 	skye_ds pulling a giant 
sabotage like she did when Kaleon & I 	became friends and hung out 
without her. It is bad enough that 	he likes me, hugs me hi and bye. I 
will not make the mistake of 	socializing with him away from HFS 
and/or her. And besides 	which, he is very young & immature. Nice kid, 
but a kid 	nevertheless. 
Ingleside Faire is a cute little faire. It's 	in a nice park, very 
pretty setting for a faire. Like Excalibur 	in size & percentage of 
garbed patrons, but with lots of 	trees. Very nice. I didn't see much 
at faire that I wanted to 	buy. It was small and not enough variety in 
booths. Mostly garb 	& jewelry. Oh well. There was a lot of basic garb 
stuff, 	nothing I had to have. I did buy 4 soaps from one booth & got 	
some good advice on making clear soap--keep the mixture under 	110 
degrees through the whole process. I can't wait to give it a 	try--I 
will make some clear soap yet!
skye_ds did 4 tarot 	readings on Saturday and made $40, so she was 
happy. And someone 	gave sonar0m $5, for no apparent reason. 
Their 'show' was to 	give children rides on the horses, kind of a fake 
gypsy 	kidnapping thing. But they didn't do anything in persona or 
tell 	the kids anything about Romany culture or anything, so it wasn't 	
really a 'show'. skye_ds stayed on Mirage & the little kids would 	get up 
behind her, the bigger kids went on Jesse & sonar0m led them around. 
sineater stood around with Arthur on his stand 	& made him do his few 
little tricks.
In the 	tavern/food court area, I ran into one of the 
alt.fairs.renaissance 	folks & we visited a bit: Selena (sp?) & her 
guy & 	some other folks. She's an Austin Rennie type person. We see 
each 	other at faires and that's about it. But it was very nice to see 
a 	familiar face. 
Actually, I saw many faces I recognized, but 	had no names or other 
relevant things to go with them. I am not 	good about walking up to 
familiar faces and saying "hey, I 	recognize you. Who are you?" Which 
might be fun...but I 	never do that. Unless I can say "Hey, weren't 
you a vendor 	at Excalibur faire in 2001?" or something I won't go 
there. 	
Left faire 1-ish, went to Port A for lunch. I chose "Oceans 	of 
Seafood"--a funky orange building. Not great. It looked 	like a great 
place to buy fresh seafood to take home and cook 	yourself, though.
Walked on the beach. Collected 	shells.
Back to faire. Hung out until faire closing, helped 	sineater, skye_ds & 
sonar0m a bit with putting stuff away for 	the day.
At one point, we were packing up for the evening and 	skye_ds was still 
mounted up on Mirage. She said something about 	how her tarot cards 
needed to be wrapped up and then put in a 	specific box, and I 
said "Why don't you dismount and do 	that?" Fuck if she's gonna sit 
her big ass up on the horse 	pointing and directing like we're her 
damn slaves. She can treat 	sineater & sonar0m like that all she wants, but 
I won't stand 	for it. 
Back to hotel, changed clothes. Off to Corpus 	Christi to have dinner 
and see the Brobdingnagian Bards , who 	happened to be playing an 
Irish Pub in C.C. the same weekend as 	Ingleside. Coincidences are so 
cool. BUT: I got lost as a goose, 	drove across the bridge about 5 
times, gave up, had dinner at 	Blackbeard's. Another miss. Oysters 
random sizes & shapes. 	Salad was iceberg lettuce & croutons. Good 
dressing, though. 	Rather odd live music. Loud drunk Bikers. A giant 
table full of 	even louder spoiled girls (sorority or high school? 
Could not 	tell! Agh, I'm getting old!) 
Back to hotel, crashed & 	burned.
Sunday:
Sunday I didn't go in to faire at all. 	Dragged sineater, skye_ds & sonar0m 
to Cafe Bakery (or was it 	Bakery Cafe?) for breakfast. Drank wayy too 
much coffee and got 	a little silly. But I think it was good. 
skye_ds thinks I 	have a great instinct for finding wonderful, offbeat 
places to 	go, but it's really very trial and error. Obviously, since 
I 	never share my failures with anyone, she doesn't realize that for 	
every good restaurant, shop or off-the-beaten-path destination I 	
stumble across, I also endure some of the most embarassing, 	dreadful, 
and just plain horrific experiences imaginable. 	Admittedly, however, 
it's really nice that someone thinks I have 	this wonderful unerring 
talent. Very ego-gratifying. 
skye_ds 	was full of HFS bla-bla, is still pissed at Kim for Kim 
thinking 	skye_ds is usurping the inner circle, or whatever. But sineater 	
managed to get her attention long enough for her to realize it 	was 
time to go. I hugged everybody 'bye, then headed the 	opposite 
direction for the Corpus Christi Aquarium. I had time 	to kill before 
it opened, so I went to the marina, found where 	the bards had played. 
Found it very easily in daylight, of 	course. Took pictures of a 
piratey looking boat. Peed in the 	marina bathroom, that was swank. 
Walked along the water a bit. 	Then went back across the bridge, 
walked on Corpus Christi 	beach, made a little shrine with the shells 
I'd found at Port A 	yesterday, took pictures of my Sea Goddess 
shrine, walked around 	barefoot, then went to the Texas State Aquarium.
The Aquarium 	in Corpus Christi is very very cool. I know I'm going to 
have 	nightmares about all the huge tanks full of large fish, but it's 	
totally worth it. Getting to the aquarium first thing on a 	Sunday is 
a fine thing. No people at all. The staff was very 	friendly. I saw 
water birds, petted sharks and rays, tripped out 	on some comb jellies 
(I can't wait until we can splice comb 	jelly DNA into our skin and 
blink and flash with iridescent 	colors like they do...) & other 
jellyfish, and saw a really 	big fucking grouper who is going to give 
me nightmares. OH! AND 	a blue lobster! I crawled through the kid-
exhibits, laid down on 	the floor of the underwater dolphin 
observatory and got 	eye-to-eye with a dolphin. I got to see one of 
them pee, too. 	That was...unique. 
Then I saw the dolphins do some tricks 	for their actual 'show' 
(depressing: they are both a bit over 19 	years old, and both male. I 
wanted to ask if they ever got 	female company. I wanted to ask how 
long Atlantic Bottlenose 	dolphins live. But...I am afraid I would 
have been more 	depressed knowing the answers) then went to lunch (a 
hit), then 	on back to Austin, listening to loud 80's hair bands and 
singing 	along the whole way. 
It was a very pleasant outing. I 	communed with the Ocean. I did Yoga. 
I ate oysters & proved 	to myself once and for all that Cooter Brown's 
in New Orleans is 	the only place worth the trouble of ordering 
oysters. 
I 	wrote it all down in my much-neglected paper journal, too.
It 	was nice. More sleep than debauchery, but that's what getting old 	
does to a person, I guess.
I had a very pleasant weekend. 	I took 107 pictures. I am tired & 
either sunburned or 	windburned or both. But it was a great little 
mini-vacation and 	I had a good time.
No drama, but here are a few of skye_ds's 	latest crazies:
some woman in Oklahoma drove off a broken 	bridge in the dark, so now 
skye_ds doesn't want to cross 	bridges. Plus "67% of the bridges in 
Texas are unsafe, you 	know, and only the school bus drivers know 
which ones." Um, 	okay then.
Some wierdness at breakfast, with skye_ds being 	pissy with sonar0m 
because she didn't want him ordering more than 	he could eat. She did 
that at Las Manitas, too, now that I think 	on it. Girl has serious 
wierd food issues.
Some wierdness 	with skye_ds talking about being pissed at sonar0m's 
parents 	because they aren't consistent with what they say they want 
from 	him & what they bully him in & out of doing. Sounds like 	
leftovers from her own upbringing that she's trying to resolve 	
through him & his 'rents.
And there may yet be 	repercussions from me telling her, literally, to 
get off her 	high horse & do some damn work. 
But, overall, I think it 	was a successful trip, both just for me, and 
in regards to how I 	relate to sineater & his complicated baggage.
PS: I 	didn't have nightmares about the aquarium, but I did dream that 
we 	ate the little spotty shark from the petting pool and the octopus 	
from the kids' display. They were very tough & I was sad to 	be eating 
them.