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Are You An Alcoholic?
Ask yourself the following 20 questions honestly then check your score at the end of this page. These test questions are used by Johns Hopkins University Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland, USA in deciding if a patient is an alcoholic or not.
Formated in black and white for easy printing.
Check off Yes or No after each question then add your score at the bottom. Yes No
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you ever drink because you are shy with other people?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you ever gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
TOTAL
Results
If you answered yes to ONE of the above questions you may be an alcoholic.
If you answered yes to TWO of the above questions, you are an alcoholic.
If you answered yes to THREE or more of the above questions, you definitly are an alcoholic.
Are You An Alcoholic?
Ask yourself the following 20 questions honestly then check your score at the end of this page. These test questions are used by Johns Hopkins University Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland, USA in deciding if a patient is an alcoholic or not.
Formated in black and white for easy printing.
Check off Yes or No after each question then add your score at the bottom. Yes No
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you ever drink because you are shy with other people?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you ever gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
TOTAL
Results
If you answered yes to ONE of the above questions you may be an alcoholic.
If you answered yes to TWO of the above questions, you are an alcoholic.
If you answered yes to THREE or more of the above questions, you definitly are an alcoholic.
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My smart ass answers
Date: 2007-01-17 02:14 pm (UTC)2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy? Define home life. Does living alone constitute a home life?
3. Do you ever drink because you are shy with other people? Absolutely. I'd rather blame the booze than my lack of confidence for the puking.
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation? I have a reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking? Only when I run out of beer.
6. Have you ever gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking? Only when I couldn't pay for my beer. Other than that I'm broke anyway.
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking? Lower companions? As compared to what? No companions? Me? Have you seen where I live? Can't get much more lower or inferior.
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare? Define family. No family, no welfare to worry about.
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking? No, I'm a very ambitious drinker.
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily? Only during awake time
11. Do you want a drink the next morning? Only if I'm awake in the morning
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? I pass out just fine thank you.
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking? I'm a very efficient person. I can get drunk much faster than I use to.
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business? Yes, because those bastards at work only keep cheap beer in the company fridge.
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble? See #3,6,8
16. Do you drink alone? See #2
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking? I don't remember.
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking? Cant afford a Doctor so I quit going
19. Do you drink to build up your self confidence? See #3 again
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking? I went once to a hospital but they would not give me any booze. Does jail count as an institution?