2118 Re: skate night last night

[evile]

 

Apr. 19, 2004

 

Another chapter in the saga of Creepy Skate Jeff.

Today, he emails me photos of him and his son doing
one of those days at the amusement park that divorced dads
do with their kids.

So...he knows I am childfree & belong to No Kidding!
He knows that I don't hate kids, but am not
particularly interested in them, either. So what am I
supposed to SAY in response to this waste of my email
storage space?

"Yes, yes, my mind is completely changed now! I want
to be your new wife cuntslave & raise your adorable
moppet!"

*applause* "your dick worked! Yay for you!"

WHAT?!?!?

I finally settled on "wow, it looks like y'all had a
great time!"

And he writes back, like, 5 seconds later, with "We
sure did! And how are you doing?"

Ergh.

I don't think I'm really cut out to have platonic male
friends. Every time I hear from this guy, I just start
feeling all creeped-out & icky. I don't go to skate
night anymore, BTW, even though we got everything
straightened out, supposedly. :(