evile | Jun. 25th, 2004

Jun. 25th, 2004

Jun. 25, 2004

I got home from work yesterday & there was a tearful-sounding message
from The Rubber Pig on the machine. I did not want to deal with whatever it
was unprepared, so I called Aunt L to see if she knew what was up.

Apparently, Brother A told The Rubber Pig he didn't want to go to the police
academy and The Rubber Pig gave him a choice to do that or leave, so he left.

He drove the van to Lee's parents' house & Trey was going to go to
get it later.

I don't know what Brother A is doing, he hasn't called anyone yet.

The Rubber Pig has Paulie for now. She is taking the dog & the girls & going
to live with her mother in Blanco for a while.

Trey is going home to his parents.

Brother A....? Who knows. Aunt L has visions of sending him back to
Greencastle, or to Montana with Mom. He hasn't had a job in over a
year. Very messed up situation.

BUT...there was/is no bun in the oven *fingers crossed* and so Mom &
[dad] at least won't be dealing with boomerang child with grandkid in
tow. Thank heavens for small favors.

I am sure Brother A is angry & hurt by all of this...but thankfully his
stubbornness will serve him well in this case by (please god) keeping
him from changing his mind and going back to The Rubber Pig.

Jun. 25, 2004

I was with Pat & someone else (Sister H?) staying overnight at the
[X family] (not their actual house, a different one), some kind of thing
to see if the kids were in a good environment, or something, I don't
really know.

The house was filthy. [X and husband] were smoking pot. The kids were
running around outside & drinking cough syrup. I was in one bedroom
and Pat was in another. I was thinking I didn't need to spend a whole
night to see that the house was unsuitable for the kids, even though
I think we were supposed to stay overnight. I went to Pat's room &
he'd already left.

I went to the kitchen, [X's husband] was cooking something hot & greasy
(bacon?) in a cast iron skillet & started threatening to throw the
hot greas on me & hit me with the pan & stuff. I realized that my
Krav Maga wasn't going to help me deal with hot grease & a hot pan
coming at me.

Then there was something about a bunch of folders, something about
federal employees unemployment, and [j- Boss lady] having me process the
folders, and green ink or green stickers. Either on me or on the
folders, or both. Something about having the green ink stamped on my
arm to show I was authorized to process the folders.

It was not a nice dream.

E

Jun. 25, 2004

http://esoterica.bichaunt.org/

the thing about trolls in covens.

So much of that is UB and the HFS/SCA, etc etc etc.

I wonder why she does that...

Jun. 25, 2004

Sineater: i renamed my shortcut "i4q"
evile: whee!!!
Sineater: ok; so; what happened w/ Brother A???
Sineater: did The Rubber Pig just decide to stop being obedient or something???
evile: The Rubber Pig wanted him to get into the police academy. He said he
wasn't comfortable with that, and she gave him the choice of going
to police academy or leaving. So he left.
Sineater: alriiiiight!!!
Sineater: well ya gotta have priorities
evile: What's a good obedient Jewish wife to do when her husband
won't do what she says??
Sineater: and perhaps maybe (slight chance) Brother A figured wuv, twoo
wuv, wouldn't make him make a choice like that...?
evile: Maybe so.
Sineater: hopefully
Sineater: is that why she came and got the kids?
evile: No. This happened yesterday. On Sunday when they got the kids,
they were still together and everything was hunkydory.
Sineater: wanted to call Aunt L yesterday but phones were... offline
Sineater: ....???? so why they come and get the kids?
evile: They came up to go to my picnic, and then The Rubber Pig decided she
just missed them TOO MUCH!
evile: So she spur of the moment decided to take them back.
Sineater: um. she is fucking unstable.
evile: yes indeedy.
Sineater: Brother A is much better off as far away from them all as
possible. but, think we kenew that already
evile: yup.
Sineater: well. there it is.
Sineater: so where is Brother A now? still in sa?
evile: Anothe rpossible contributing factor: apparently he got very
sick Monday or Tuesday and could not take care of The Rubber Pig & the kids,
needed taking care of. Perhaps she was not as nurturing as he would
have hoped.
Sineater: sigh, i guess the power of the almighty internet just
wasn't enough...
Sineater: oh heaven forbid her only houseboy hojon get ill himself,
better call the agency and have them send a new one.
Sineater: how is he now?
evile: He is in San Antonio. The Rubber Pig is the only one who's called our
fam, Brother A hasn't called anyone as far as I know. Last we heard from
The Rubber Pig, Brother A took the van and drove to his friend Ron's parents'
house, and then Trey was going to get the Van back from him after he
got off work.
Sineater: nod
Sineater: bet she wants to get back together in a week or less.
evile: The Rubber Pig is going to her Mom with the kids & Paulie the dog. Trey
is going to live with his dad, and Brother A...??
evile: Well the good thing about Brother A's stubbornness is that once he
decides something, that's IT and nobody's going to talk him out of it.
evile: I hope. Please god.
Sineater: oh good. if that's the case maybe she'll leave Brother A well
enough alone.
Sineater: Brother A will find a way to get by. he always does
Sineater: ouch. trey is going to go back and live with lamar?
Sineater: ewww
evile: Well, that's The Rubber Pig's story as told to Aunt L & relayed to me.
evile: I came home from work yesterday & there was a msg. from The Rubber Pig
on my mahcine, very tearful & distraught. I figured I'd call Aunt L to
see whatup before subjecting myself to The Rubber Pig's drama.
Sineater: dad's opinion of lamar: he's a king size shit. k/mom's
opinion of lamar: he's an asshole grande con queso but he throws a
good party.
Sineater: ??? why The Rubber Pig call you?
evile: Now that I know they're broken up, I am wondering if I should
bother to call her back. She's just a stranger now, I don't have to
make nice to her for the sake of family peace.
evile: Aunt L & My theory is that The Rubber Pig is trying to cover all the
bases, get her side of the story out to everyone FIRST so that we
will all see her side and take her side.
Sineater: ohhh. the X method.
evile: I'm sorry, but Brother A could have screwed the Queen of England in
the middle of The Rubber Pig's bed and I'd still be on Brother A's side.
Sineater: ew. she's a ten million year old prune.
evile: well, but you see my point?
Sineater: and i hear she was never a good lay.
Sineater: nod. and just from what i've heard already, same here.
evile: And I'm the same way about you...I don't care what you do, you
are my brother, I love you, and I will always take your side against
ANYONE. Even if you are the one who screwed up.
Sineater: i hope Brother A calls sometime soon. or maybe comes up if he can
evile: Me too. Aunt L asked The Rubber Pig to have Brother A call if she talks to him
again.
evile: [dad] thinks Brother A is too embarassed & doesn't want to deal with
the unspoken "told ya so" that he'll get from everyone.
Sineater: i would guess that The Rubber Pig is probably callnig him to
browbeat and plead on a regular basis :(
Sineater: that's likely. however no "told you so" from me
Sineater: just "glad you are out of there alive"
evile: Not me either. Brother A & Paulie are my priorities. Whatever it
takes to get them to a safe sane place.
Sineater: nod
evile: *sigh*
Sineater: dad was very upset at the prospect of being grandfather to
3 kids, 2 of which she apparently couldn't be bothered to know the
names of the fathers of
evile: *nods*
Sineater: gaah. what a mess
evile: I was thinking [dad] would be grateful to have just 1 boomerang
kid rather than getting saddled with unwanted condom waste. But he
says Brother A can NOT stay in Greencastle for any length of time. He can
visit, that's it.
Sineater: if trey is indeed getting out of there too that's good as
well imho
evile: *nods* Good for Trey. Poor kiddo.
Sineater: sigh.
evile: I really hope Al didn't leave any bun in the oven....
Sineater: well she hasn't had the sense to seek child support for any
of the others
evile: true enough.
Sineater: and bet me, how much would you wager, that there is a good
chance of there being at least one other sperm donor in the requisite
time frame?
evile: ugh. true enough. But since Brother A doesn't have a pot to piss
in, would he be able to get a paternity test?
Sineater: and if she tries to pull that shit on Brother A i will help him
get the kid. and kill The Rubber Pig.
Sineater: i would spring for it. and not sure but i think if it's for
a court case there may be other ways too
evile: Test first. I'm not taking some cuckoos egg into the bosom of
my family. Sorry.
evile: Even if Brother A thinks its his, I would want to make DAMN sure
first.
Sineater: nod.
Sineater: seeing as how he is the only one of us likely to produce
children at all :(
evile: this is true.
Sineater: *sigh*
Sineater: and big fucking eyeroll
evile: me too....
evile: Sister H says she's going to try to have a baby when she's 26.
What a concept! *planning* your family so you're in a good place in
life to actually be a good parent!
Sineater: holy shit! that's... that's unamerican!
evile: Did you hear Kerry wants to give a 5 grand per kid 'refund' to
parents???
Sineater: either you're with the irresponsible fat babydroppers or
you're with the terrorists!
Sineater: i like kerry less and less the more he opens his mouth.
evile: I really hope it's an empty campaign promise that he has no
intention of keeping.
Sineater: but is he worse yet than a junior league hitler wannabe
(abetted by the apple dumpling gang)?
evile: ugh.
Sineater: that's why this election i'm voting for howard the duck.
evile: heh. that would be awesome.
Sineater: there's a marvel figure out (think it's silver surfer) that
comes with an in-scale pissed off howard. but the package doesn't
even mention him...
evile: *laff* how bizarre!
Sineater: got to go to bartlett and pay the power bill. take care
evile: *hugs* love ya!!
Sineater: 8-)

2317icq w/A

Jun. 25, 2004

evile: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
SkyeDS: tgif girl friend ;)
evile: The Rubber Pig kicked Brother A out yesterday. Apparently the 'marriage' is
at an end.
SkyeDS: /me picks up jaw which just rolled from lap onto floor
evile: yesterday was a wonderful day. No more Littlest Nazi at work.
No more Fake SIL.
SkyeDS: what's Brother A going to do now.
evile: No tellin. He went to his friend Ron's parents house last
night & hasn't called anyone in the family. The Rubber Pig left a msg.
onthemachine yesterday, but I dont' know if I really want to call her
back. she's just some nutty stranger now. I don't need to listen to
her for the sake of family peace.
SkyeDS: oh hell no
evile: If she calls me again today, I might listen if I don't have
anything beter to do.
SkyeDS: well whatever we have to do to get him the hell out of dodge
we'll do of course, just let us know
evile: Ron has a security job and may be able to get Brother A one, too,
now that Brother A is supposedly off the Weed
SkyeDS: that stuff tests for a pretty long time tho if they do a UA
SkyeDS: but they didn't do a UA on me when I hired on for security so
<shrug>
evile: Well see, I guess. As [dad] said, Brother A tends to take safety
nets and turn them into hammocks.
SkyeDS: lol
evile: He needs to grow up. He needs to ge ta job and he needs to
support himself. He needs to learn that nobodys' going to pay h im to
be cute and funny and play all day...that's just not the real world,
sorry kid.
SkyeDS: guess he doesn't want to come back to Austin then
evile: Haven't heard from him, have no idea what his plans might be
now.
evile: I wish there was a way to help him without ending up taking
care of him...
evile: Nobody in the family can afford that.
evile: I am praying that Brother A didn't leave any bun in the oven on his
way out....hopefully the surgery at the beginning of June kept them
from having relations
SkyeDS: that would "smell very much bad, ociffer" (Jeff Foxworthy)
evile: heh. indeed.
evile: Oh well. Thank god it's over. I don't know what I've done
lately to deserve such blessings, but I am very very grateful.
evile: I think I need a nice bottle of champagne today after work :)
evile: And I dont' think I'll see F. 9/11 iwth everyoen tonight--I
know I need to, and I know it'll make me mad...but I just dont' want
anything to Marsh My Mellow today.
SkyeDS: I haven't seen any Moore movies
SkyeDS: I don't know as I want to
SkyeDS: I don't know what good things I've done in past lives, but I
have Arthur and the girls and many nice peoples in my life now so
evile: Well, he has that whole Oliver Stone thing going on, where he
likes to play fast & loose with history & facts in order to make a
bigger impression on the audience.
SkyeDS: you probably already have sussed that I have issues with both
sides of the political coin
evile: That's fine for a fictional movie. but this man supposedly is
a 'documentarian' or whatever...ya know?
SkyeDS: but all I ask either side is that they do their research, get
their facts straight and quote people right
SkyeDS: which I guess is too much to ask
evile: exactly.
evile: And you can find enough FACTS to support either side, so why
bother with all the lies?
SkyeDS: and because I am too archly liberal about some things, I
can't be a conservative
evile: *nods*
SkyeDS: and because I'm too archly conservative about some things, I
can't be a liberal
SkyeDS: so I'm an outcast (surprise, surprise, surprise)
evile: politics sucks anyway.
SkyeDS: everything would be better if I were benevolent dictator LOL
evile: someone would still bitch...
SkyeDS: and policies would get reversed every three days or whenever
I found a better way of doing something hehe
evile: heh. bureaucrazy doesn't work that fast...new ideas take years
to implement. :P
evile: we went paperless going on 5 years ago and we're not
completely online with our 'new' system yet.
SkyeDS: doctors tell us that their "paperless" uses more paper than
the old way
evile: *dingdingding* exactly! It's infuriating.
evile: Looks like it's going to rain out all my ideas & plans for the
weekend.
SkyeDS: does look bad don't it
evile: yeah. SUCK!
evile: assuming it's not raining when I leave here, I'm walking to
HEB for a nice bottle of Veuve Cliquot.
SkyeDS: and of course it starts raining right as I need to walk out
the door for my dates with the SOS and the courthouse <sigh>
evile: ugh. got an umbrella?
SkyeDS: borrow one of his
evile: good.

2318Re: icq w/A

Jun. 25, 2004

SkyeDS: ok, going to the SOS a nd the courthouse now. might not be
back till 4:30 :( if that is the case, hugs now, and be safe in the
weather darlin
evile: Have fun!
SkyeDS: [Auto Response] Gone to Secretary of State and Courthouse

2319Re: icq w/A

Jun. 25, 2004

SkyeDS: back
evile: hey :)
evile: How did it go?
SkyeDS: the filing at the SOS was completely uneventful (as usual),
and the research, as I was afraid would be the case, was fruitless
evile: oh well...
SkyeDS: I didn't have enough to search on in the first place, but I
was afraid of that from the outset
evile: yeah...
evile: I was reminded that I have Sangria at home. Why bother with
nasty ol' champagne :P I'm already good to go for my little
celebration of Life Is Good
SkyeDS: I like lambrusco, it's cheap, and it's good if I can get it
from Italy (not riunite)
evile: *nods*
evile: well, it's about time for me to git.
evile: take care going home, people are talking about lightning &
thunder all over the place. You know how weather makes people drive
all crazy in Austin...