Things I've learned from my friends

1. Don't call during their TV shows (which are always on, it seems)

2. My problems are never as big and bad as theirs are, so don't bother mentioning them.

3. My success is a good reason to buy them stuff and do stuff for them. Why else would I be calling to share my happiness?

4. Don't invite them anywhere unless I'm going to pay.

5. No matter how carefully we've planned a get-together, if someone else calls or something comes up, I will be ditched at the last minute.
(5A would be: I am the one to call if none of your other friends are available, there's nothing on TV, the VCR is broken, and the batteries on your vibrator are dead--pretty much the last ditch option.)


6. I'm not interesting enough all by myself to be worth spending time with. I need to invite them to parties and get-togethers where my cool friends will be.

7. Nobody wants to spend time with me for who I am, only for what I have, who I know, and what I can do for them.

And I guess that's about it.

So if anyone was wondering why I am not in the habit of calling, writing, touching bases, or inviting them places...that's why. I've had a bunch of bad friendships that have taught me ugly things and I am trying to unlearn them so I don't create more bad friendships.

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• evilE

  May 3, 2004

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Name: E
May 20 1970
10:55 PM Time Zone is CDT
Oklahoma City, OK

Rising Sign is in 01 Degrees Capricorn
You are practical and reserved but very ambitious. An achiever and a
hard worker, you respect success. Older looking and very serious as a
youth, things lighten up and you relax more as you mature. You have a
serious view of the world as being a difficult place to be in. Very
envious of those who seem to have an easier life than you have,
relaxation and play do not come easily. It is important that you had
abundant parental support as a child so that you do not feel lonely
and isolated as an adult. Generally, you have a good, earthy sense of
humor that can carry you through when times really do get tough. You
are purposeful, self-willed, industrious, realistic and responsible.

Sun is in 29 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love
to prolong and savor enjoyable times. You appreciate and need
comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to
become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets).
You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature
properly, even though you try to avoid them. Affectionate, even-
tempered and slow to anger -- when you do become emotionally upset,
you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm
returns. You demand real results from any situation -- abstractions
are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic, your hands
love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical
sexiness that others find quite seductive.

Moon is in 29 Degrees Scorpio.
Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be
either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy. Your
moods are deep, extreme and not always completely understood by
yourself or by those with whom you have to deal. Emotionally, you
tend to prefer to live at the cutting edge of life, pushing your
reactions to the ultimate extremes, even if the results are dangerous
or upsetting. You are easily jealous and very suspicious -- you
require a great deal of emotional reassurance. A good detective, you
are very curious about deep and mysterious things, especially human
nature and motivations. Be careful not to be ruthless, tactless or
too overly frank or you will meet with much resistance from others.

Mercury is in 13 Degrees Taurus.
A slow and careful thinker, you like to present ideas visually and
concretely. Abstractions are quite difficult for you to understand.
For you, everything must be practical and useful in order to merit
your attention. You are a perfectionist -- you enjoy being skillful
enough to handle the dexterity required of fine craftsmanship.
Cautious and conservative in your thinking, you are very slow to
change your opinions. You are more apt to respond to an appeal to
your feelings than to an appeal to logic or reason.

Venus is in 28 Degrees Gemini.
You are friendly, warm, open and tolerant toward others. You love
variety in relationships, indeed you may even prefer to maintain more
than one relationship at a time! Very witty and humorous, you have
the ability to amuse and please others. This makes you quite popular.
You love to play the field and thus find it difficult to settle down
and make any deep emotional commitments. Your innate charm and
vivacity makes you welcome most everywhere you go.

Mars is in 21 Degrees Gemini.
Your energies get turned on quickly whenever anything interests you.
But you have a very short attention span and it is difficult for you
to complete tasks because something else more interesting always
seems to be beckoning. You love to debate and argue, usually in a
spirit of friendly disagreement. But watch out that you do not get
too overly aggressive or antagonistic or others will be quick to take
offense where none may have really been intended. You need to be in
constant physical motion -- sports or daily exercise is a must for
you if you are to feel fit and healthy.

Jupiter is in 27 Degrees Libra.
You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but
you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind.
You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice.
But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do
might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather
than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable.
Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself
and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your
aesthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive.

Saturn is in 14 Degrees Taurus.
Complete freedom of choice makes you ill at ease. You must have a
firm, ordered, secure foundation in your life in order to feel
comfortable. You do not adapt easily and tend to fear the new and
untried. You constantly fear that you do not have enough (love,
property, material things, etc.) and this makes you tend toward being
selfish, withdrawn and stingy. If you try to surround yourself with
supportive people in your environment, you will become more
emotionally self-supporting.

Uranus is in 04 Degrees Libra.
You, as well as your entire peer group, have a very free, unstable
and unconventional approach to relationships and emotional
commitments. You will be attracted to experiments in marriage and
shared lifestyles. Personal freedom is more important to you than
entangling emotional bonds. In the realm of art and aesthetics, you
are attracted to the bizarre, shocking and unusual.

Neptune is in 29 Degrees Scorpio.
You, and your entire generation, are extremely interested in anything
deep and mysterious. You will explore and idealize the benefits that
can accrue from the study of the occult, healing and psychology. You
are willing to experiment with substances like drugs in order to push
your understanding of your inner being to the extreme.

Pluto is in 24 Degrees Virgo.
For your entire generation, this will be a time when profound changes
in society's attitude toward work, duty and responsibility will be
initiated. Radical changes in attitudes toward personal health and
general nutrition will be promulgated and gain wide acceptance and
practice.

N. Node is in 08 Degrees Pisces.
You're attracted to others who need your assistance. You seem to go
out of your way to form relationships with those who are weak, sick,
injured, addicted or troubled in some way or other. At your best you
can indeed provide the relief that others need. But at times you can
be victimized by those who would prey on your good nature and take
advantage of you. This can lead to all sorts of negative situations --
make sure that those you assist are truly worthy of your time, energy
and commitment. A little enlightened self-protectiveness on your part
can make your life work much, much smoother!


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