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15 Nov. 7:40 am

laspartytalk
created by la-the-sage
read other people's answers

description: These are some of the questions I ask people at parties.
Good conversation starters and a sure fire way of getting rid of
unimaginative bores.

Here are eekyfreeky's answers:

1. Horses, noble steeds of tradition or outmoded indulgences of the
rich? (all)
How about C: Phallic substitutes for little girls who are afraid of
human males.
2. What's at the top of your Christmas tree? (all)
No tree. If we had one: a beer can.
3. Ever sent a message in a bottle? Was it answered? (all)
I'm sure I did, I was a stupid kid. No answer that I can recall,
however.
4. If you died right now, what of yours would you hate for your
survivors to find? (all)
Oh...where to begin? My yahoo group that is actually my poisonous
book. My 'Observer'. All the dust & dirt and animal fur I have never
bothered to clean out from behind various objects in the house. Some
high school love letters I've saved for no good reason.
5. Free plane ticket, where are you going? (all)
Cozumel.
6. Want to tango? (all)
Heavens no.
7. Favorite movie monster? (all)
Dracula, of course.
8. Got any tattoos? (all)
Yup. (black bat over a blue heart, right hip)
9. Ever cut your own hair? Did you want to kill yourself afterwards?
(all)
Yes. No.
10. Got a favorite kind of apple? (all)
Gala.
11. Are you wearing underwear? Can I see? (all)
yes. No.
12. What's the first album you bought? (all)
Umm...Styx, I think. The one with "Mr. Roboto" on it.
13. When's the last time you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
(all)
A few weeks ago. I bought the most worthless nutritionally void grape
jelly I could find and boy, was it great.
14. What's the state capital of Vermont? (all)
Bongwatertown?
15. Know any magic tricks? (all)
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue, does that count?

eekyfreeky's comment on this survey: So when's your next party, and
do I get to come, or will I bore everyone to death?