2065skate night last night

[evile]

Mar. 31, 2004

 

 

I visited with Sharjinka at skate night & said 'hi' to Tomax (I dont'
think she remembered me). Then Jeff approached & Jinx skated off.
And then I had a lovely conversation with Jeff:

He informed me that I look old. (I'm paradoxically both vain and
objective, therefore I know I look younger than I am, fuckyouverymuch)

That he is from the South too and therefore could not have possibly
misinterpreted my friendliness for more than it was. (South Florida
does not count, asshat. You may as well be from ANY East Coast town,
there are enough transplanted retired Yankees there for it not to
count)

I attempted to TMI him by telling him my mother was bipolar. No dice.
He TMI'ed me in return by telling me his ex wife had taken Prozac
while pregnant with his son.

And he ragged on me for saying something about giving up drinking for
Lent but not considering myself a 'good Catholic.'

Um....Oh, yes, and I misled him deliberately and suchlike by not
giving him my phone number. Nevermind the fact that I truthfully
informed him that I do not like talking on the phone. No, no, I was
being dishonest and trying to sneak around on my Sweetie (Hello,
fuckwit. I have a cell phone. I have a work phone. If I wanted to
give someone a number that would not be answered by sweetie, I have one
or three.)

ARRRRGGH! Just.....argh.

I hate men. Why they gotta be such pigdogs?

So...I'm never going to skate night again. I will have to find
somewhere to take my in-lines and skate on my own. *sigh*

I stopped and got retail therapy on the way home. Half Price Books--A
Communards cassete (reminds me of Ricky), INXS "The Swing" cassette
(joke/gag/injoke b-day prezzie for Rio), and a copy of Even Cowgirls
Get The Blues. All for less than $4. I feel better and I didn't spend
all my money. Life is good. Even though I still want to stomp me some
testicles...I totally should have taken Jinx up on her offer to
beat Jeff up for me. *sigh*

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2068Re: skate night last night

[evile]

Mar. 31, 2004


me to J-Law:

heh. MG eating crow is a very satisfying mental image,
is it not?

I hope you and Barry get to have that lunch :) That
would be awesome. Maybe you can suggest that plan of
action to Mike. Or would that be a wierd ethical
problem?

Skate night last night was good from a workout
standpoint--I did a solid hour of skating, excersized
and sweated quite well. And I got to see my friend
Sharjinka & say hi/bye to her friend Tomax the Roller
Derby Goddess.

And then creepy skate Jeff had to go and ruin it by
talking to me & making all these bizarre/insulting
comments.

he said 1) something like if Jinx is a roller
derby girl, she should not admit it out loud.
2) I look old 3)'no wonder' I didn't want to give him
my phone #, obviously I didn't want sweetie answering the
phone if he called and 4)he is from the South*, too,
so there is no possibility he misinterpreted my
friendliness as sexual interest [*S. Florida does NOT
count!!!] 5) mocked me for giving up drinking "for
Lent" and then admitting I'm not a very good Catholic.
6)informed me he's a mature guy, not competitive at
all, not interested in hanging on to a woman if she
would rather talk to another guy.

It was a real WTF conversation. I drove home with
mental images of testicles under skate wheels...gee,
wonder why?

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Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 08:25:36 -0800 (PST)
From: J-Law
Subject: Re: booked it
To: ME

Dude. He is not just a tool. He is the whole damned shed.

I am exhausted.

But, I got a lovely surprise at the ATM this morning - bank account
fattened by overtime.

Almost as fat as I feel.

I look like hell - proof that work is bad for you. Untweezed brows,
dark circles under the eyes, Louis Vuitton steamer trunk size bags
under same, bloated, gassy, bla bla bla (you have no idea - this
litany is actually soothing in a way). I also discovered that I bite
my lips when stressed. As a consequence, the skin around them is all
red.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Definitely not meeting any eharmony men until this thing is over, and
I have returned to my goddess like state.

Oh, and zits. I forgot to mention the zits.