3439once again

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Aug. 16, 2005

 

 

being a cusp-baby RULES!


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Taurus

Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists.
If you say that you are horny prepare to be fucked. Taureans are
heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: sex-drugs-wine-
food...whatever their vice may be they simply cannot get enough. They
do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore.
Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they
lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance.
Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you
until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass
out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing
and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol,
chocolate, flesh and candy. Bring it on! Caution: They are looking
for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing
for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or
you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the
dirt. After all, they are Earth signs.

Gemini

Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" Chances are it came
from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal
Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex.
A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of
flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a
Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked:
In the elevator of the mausoleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary…during a
funeral. Wine cellars in nightclubs. VIP areas of theatres. Public
Parks. The 18th hole of a private golf course. In the center of a
race track just as the flag was going up. On various gym equipment at
numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A
Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a
few.

If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on drama so be
prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter where you might
end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If
they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your
female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also voyeurs, but
always willing to lend a hand...or any other part of anatomy. If they
are depressed, suck on their fingers…that always seems to cheer them
up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the Oscars when the
cameras pans on them so that they can wave.