349 Battle of the Drama Queens

[evile]

We are having "battle of the drama queens" in the office today.
Yesterday K"argument girl" went home at lunch time because she
felt so bad. Put on a big major production, gasping and sighing and
carrying on. So this morning,> barely 2 hours into the day, our
resident Munchausen's Syndrome lady, C went home because she was
feeling so sickly and sad.

Now,the lady across the
aisle from her, S, miss Loud East Texas, is gasping and holding
her stomach and sighing and "oh god"-ing and "Oh, I feel so bad, I
dont' even know if I can drive myself home" Where do I send the
Oscar?

fucking insane. Our boss doesn't need lunch and a show. A
dignified "I am not feeling well, I think I should go home" would be
entirely sufficient.

I think they are pulling this shit on the last day of the month in
hopes of not having to fill out Y6 or CHAPS properly & getting some
hours for free.