342this is hilarious

[evile]

and probably truer than I would like:

http://totl.net/Personality/results.cgi

Profile for Erika

Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, stupid, indecisive,
egomaniac, fuckwit.

Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you
exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any
kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions.
Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling
bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Stupid
You are basically thick. If you think back, you will realise this is
true. Most people you meet are smarter than you. This is because you
are stupid. Ask a friend to explain this to you if some of the words
are too long.

Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours
first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to
fill in all the questions in this test.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than
the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.

Your rating as a human being:
16%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:
Richard Nixon (ex president)