Jan. 28th, 2003

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    Jan. 28, 2003

     

    http://beautify.lifetips.com/PPF/scid/58898/TipSC.asp

    Kitchen Beautician > Facials

    Add Sugar to Soap
    Mix a teaspoon of sugar with soap lather and use the same as
    cleansing grains. --Mary Ellen's Best of helpful hints.



    Balance your pH
    Pour some apple cider vinegar into a basin of warm water and splash
    your face thoroughly. Air dry. Used once a day, this will restore the
    natural pH-balance or acid mantle to your skin. Good for acne
    sufferers. --Mary Ellen's Best of helpful hints.

    Cooling Cucumber Deep-Cleansing Mask
    Place 1 cup oats and 1 Tblsp wheat bran in blender. Grind to a fine
    powder. Add 2 Tblsp buttermilk, 2 Tblsp whipping cream, 1 1/2 Tblsp
    lemon juice, 1 Tblsp plain yogurt, 1 tsp fresh mint leaves, 1/2 med
    cucumber cut into small pieces. Mix until consistency is smooth.
    Apply to just-cleansed face and leave on for 10 - 15 min. Rinse with
    warm water.

    Cucumber Avocado Facial Mask
    Blend together 1/2 cup chopped cucumber, 1/2 cup chopped avocado, 1
    egg white & 2 tsp. powdered milk. Apply 2 tablespoons of the cucumber
    avocado mask to your face and neck in upward circular motions. Rinse
    with warm water after 30 minutes and follow with a cold water rinse.
    Pat dry.

    Home made facial
    Give yourself a facial by stirring together 2 tablespoons of sesame
    oil or almond oil and a heaping teaspoon of sea salt. Massage the
    mixture onto moist skin in circular motions for two minutes. Rinse
    with cool water. --Cosmopolitan. Apr 99

    Homemade Facial Scrub
    An inexpensive facial scrub can be made with a paste of oatmeal and
    water. Apply to the face and allow to dry. Rub off with your fingers,
    using a back and forth motion. This scrub sloughs off dead skin, and
    gets rid of blackheads. --Mary Ellen's Best of helpful hints.

    Honey Facial
    Mix one teaspoon of honey with two tablespoons of milk and heat it in
    the microwave for 15 seconds to melt the honey. Apply on to face, let
    it rest for 5 to 10 minutes, wash with warm water and apply
    moisturizer. The honey will mosturize and soften the dry skin area
    and the milk will nourish the regular skin area. Using it for an
    extensive time period can lightly whiten skin colour.

    Ingredients to Exfoliate Skin
    Ground oats and wheat bran are natural skin exfoliators.

    Ingredients to Refresh Skin
    Lemon juice, cucumber and mint are natural skin refreshers.

    Ingredients to Soften Skin
    Avocado, yogurt and honey soften and moisturize skin.

    Lemon Egg-White Mask
    Beat together the juice from half a lemon, strained, and 1 egg white
    for 3 full minutes. Apply to face, avoiding the eye area, and leave
    on for 30 minutes. Rinse with warm water and apply moisturizer.

    Natural Ingredients to Cleanse Skin
    Buttermilk, yogurt and cream are natural skin cleansers.

    Softening Facial Mask
    In a bowl, mix a tablespoon of buttermilk and a teaspoon of honey.
    Apply to face and rest for 10 minutes. Rinse.


    Toning Facial
    Mix a teaspoon of lemon juice with two tablespoons of regular milk.
    Place in microwave for 15 seconds and apply to face - be sure that it
    isn´t too hot. Let it rest for twenty minutes, then wash with warm
    water and apply facial cream.

    Wake-up Call Facial
    Mash together 2 Tblsp ripe avocado, 1 tsp honey, 1 tsp lemon juice, 1
    tsp plain yogurt. Refrigerate for 30 min. Apply mixture to clean face
    and lie down for 10 min. Rinse with lukewarm water; gently pat dry.

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evile: (clutter)

    Jan. 28, 2003

     

     

    His various reactions to "critters at drandmir"
    ------------------------------------
    Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:54:50 -0800 (PST)
    From: Rick
    Subject: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
    To: Jen

    Jesse saw the pic and dubbed her "Juggasaurus Rex". Or would that
    be "Wrecks"?


    Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 12:28:17 -0800 (PST)
    From: Rick
    Subject: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
    To: Jen 

    Too bad she was wearin' that do-rag. I was expecting to see some
    hardcore chick-mullett. No doubt about it, though. She is fucking
    repellent. Wow. That works on two different levels, with fucking as
    the modifier and, like, she repels fucking.

    Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:34:46 -0800 (PST)
    From: Rick 
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
    To: Jen 

    Jowls. Just what I always wanted in a woman. Her magickal name is
    AWFUL! What is it with people who give thamselves magickal of faux-
    Native American names? They always pick the corniest, stupidest
    fucking things to be called, like Skye (like the terrier!)
    Dreamsinger, Silver Ravenwolf (an author of magickal-type books) or
    shit like that. Faux Native American can be even worse. Whiteys who
    try to adopt Native American ways always pick some stupid-ass shit
    that would be cliche in an early John Wayne B western! I am Chief
    Runnning Water of the Notnilc. Why have you come, Two Dogs Fucking?

 


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