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because I wouldn't listen. "Fuck you, ya bitter childless old hag. You don't know SHIT about ME! I will ALWAYS love [insert name of lame-ass loser user fuckbag here] and there's nothing you can do or say to stop me!! Everyone thinks my grubby little apartment is sooper awesome & really cute! It's like Boho-cucaracha! AND I'm gonna be the Girl Hemingway! I don't need any counseling--everyone thinks my little mental health quirks are super funny and cute (plus I write such great poetry about it), and I know how to handle myself at a party! (plus all my friends think it's super fun and cute when I hit on everyone in the room, get naked and puke! It's, like, my Famous evilE Party Trick!)"