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Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People

1) Stop honking. Seriously. Yes, I realize the light is green, but we are in a lane to turn left against oncoming traffic, whose light is ALSO green. The guy in front of me will go when he can, I will go when I can, and then it will be your turn. So get off the fuckin' horn and take the stick out of your ass, bitch, before I get out of my happy yellow sphere and rip your damn face off. [Do not fuck with me before I have my morning cuppa. DO NOT.]

2) When your boss tells you to do something and you spend the day whining and complaining about how you can't...that's not cute, funny, or entertaining. It's insubordination and I wish you'd get fired, or at least written up, for it.

3) I love you and I miss you.

4) I wish "She needed killin', Your Honor" really was a valid defense in TX.

5) Doing something badly for 30+ years does not make you an 'expert'

6) You are so goddamned sexy, smart, and funny it makes my teeth hurt. I wish I could still talk to you, but this stupid crush keeps me from being coherent around you.

7) What a sad and terrible world you must live in, taking offense to everything and everyone and assuming that everyone is doing everything on purpose just to piss you off. It's really not all about you. And your response, "No, you're not!" to people when they say they're sorry? Wow. Completely inappropriate and offensive.

8) I wish our friendship hadn't ended the way it did.

9) I wish there was something I could do to help you feel less angry and depressed all the time...but it's going to be up to you to make those changes in yourself, for yourself.

10) I'm sad that we're not close.


Nine things about myself:

1) I have no cavities or fillings.

2) I like to travel.

3) I was a DJ for my college radio station & I loved doing it.

4) I've travelled almost across the entire US in a Greyhound bus

5) Knowing there are hungry people in my neighborhood, let alone the whole world, makes me cry.

6) I have ileocecal valve syndrome.

7) I'm allergic to mangoes. I love mangoes. *cry*

8) I have 3 kidneys but one of them is just a little tiny one.

9) I have lots of extra intestines!


Eight ways to win my heart:

1) Be kind to strangers and animals.

2) Be interested in my mind.

3) Enjoy snuggling.

4) Give good hugs & kisses.

5) Be generous.

6) Appreciate me.

7) Plan things for us to do together.

8) Be nice to my friends and family.


Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1) Upcoming events

2) Work

3) Family

4) Things I need to do around the house

5) Money

6) Music, songs & lyrics

7) Things I should look up in Google.


Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1) take calcium

2) brush teeth

3) make sure alarm is set

4) get nekkid

5) snuggle

6) say "I love you,"


Five places I want to visit:

1) Chenonceau, France

2) San Francisco, CA (again)

3) Las Vegas, NV (again)

4) Montana (again)

5) New Orleans (again)


Four things I'm wearing right now:

1) docs

2) glasses

3) silver knot ring

4) black jeans


Three bands or artists that I listen to often:

1) Oingo Boingo

2) Unto Ashes

3) Thomas Dolby


Two things I want to do before I die:

1) defeat aging

2) go to outer space


One confession:

1) I have one secret I'll take to the grave. The rest of my secrets, I've forgotten.

Comments

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Extra intestines?

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

yep. I had a lot of unfortunate medical procedures over the spring and summer, one of them discovered that I have not just a few feet extra but pretty much enough for a whole 'nother person.

Wierd.

so...one could say that I've got a lot of guts, or one could say that at any given time I'm pretty much full of ****. :P

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

I'll go for the "a lot of guts" :D