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brezhnev:
Meant to be completed by ADULTS
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Utility. My new AC & Furnace & insulation and solar screens haven't really brought my monthly electricity bill down at all.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
I have been known to take a picnic up to Mt. Bonnell or the 360 Overlook at sunset or moonrise, but ifidiomagic is to be believed, a romantic dinner is actually something to be enjoyed from the navel of ones beloved, or, ya know, the cute waiter. Whatevs. *giggle*
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I don't recall. years!
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never!
5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
I don't remember.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Oh, any of the options from Q#2 sound nice.
7. How many colleges did you attend?
Three.
8. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It looks kinda nice & I think it goes with my skirt....
9. GAS PRICES First thought?
not bad.
10. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...Who & where?
another cruise, with anyone who wanted to go with me
11. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
hit the SNOOZE button, quick!
12. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
wishing I was not too tired for lovin'
13. What chore do you most despise?
cleaning the bathroom
14. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
That would be a HOOT!
15. Get up early or sleep in?
Usually, sleep in. I don't mind getting up early for special occasions, though.
16. What is your favorite cartoon character?
O Wicked Wanda (you did say it was an 'adult' quiz)
17. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
snuggling
18. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
19. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
I don't have 'field' as such, but I think I will stay under the greater umbrella of my employer, even if I perhaps go to another agency within that employer.
20. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five yrs?
I don't think so. I'd rather just have the party and the vacation, if I was gonna spend money on something like that & skip the legal and religious mumbo-jumbo. Everyone knows married people don't have sex, anyway.
21. Your favorite lunch meat?
...I can't think of one. something Italian, I guess. hard salami or proscuitto
22. What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?
I don't go to Wal Mart.
23. Beach or lake?
Beach! Cozumel!
24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
kinda, yeah. But if other people want to do it, they should be allowed to.
25. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
Nobody, anymore. (go, me!)
26. Favorite guilty pleasure?
why women hate men . com
27. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Oh, I dunno. "Steel Magnolias" maybe?
28. What's "your" drink?
Whiskey sour
29. Non-alcoholic:
coffee
30. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
31. Cops or Robbers?
Cops
32. Do you fall for the bad boy/girl type?
I am attracted to them, but I have enough sense not to do anything about it.
33. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
*shrug* I don't think any of them do. I got Molly Ringwald and/or Ally Sheedy from "The Breakfast Club" a lot when I was a teenager. Molly for the look, Ally more for the attitude, I guess.
34. Which cast member of Friends are you most like?
Never watched it. Apparently there was one who had a baby, and another one went up to the baby and said "I'm your auntie, and I will always have gum," which apparently reminded someone of something I'd say to my god(dess)daughter. dunno.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
sleep, hot tea
36. Who from high school would you like to run into?
I already did and he said exactly what I would have wished someone to say to me in that situation: "You look incredible. How did I miss you in High School?" It was great :)
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Bob FM probably. or KGSR.
38. Norm or Cliff?
Neither--LILITH! (real answer: it depends on what is actually being asked here. I am probably more like Cliff. My ex is probably more like Norm. I wouldn't care to sleep with either of them. I'd probably rather talk with Cliff than with Norm. I'd probably want Norm to back me up in a bar fight. I'd rather live with Cliff.)
39. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons:
The Simpsons!
40. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Wasting so much time. I knew it was bad 6 months after we moved in together, but I waited almost 12 yrs for it to get better before finally giving up. fucking duh.
41. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
sure.
42. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
*grins and adjusts halo over her horns* wouldn't you like to know?
43. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Roman Polanski. (see #42, he'd be a good start)
44. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Cabin 4, Poly Big Fun, a couple yrs ago. *still embarassed*
45. Last book you read for real?
I can't remember. It was a really bad 'true crime' book. Now I'm reading Look Me In The Eye (idiomagic lent it to me.)
46. Do you have a teddy bear?
I did. Not now.
47. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
a ditch at the Hawkwood Faire campgrounds, I guess
48. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
...I can't think of any. Northern California is nice. I wouldn't mind going back to Chico sometime.
49. Number of texts in a day?
usually 0. Not my preferred method of communication. Plus it's 15 cents a message.
50. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career, but see above. I would go to another agency but not back to private industry.
51. Pencil or pen?
pen
52. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??
sociopath.sociopath.sociopath.
53. How many jobs have you had?
Lots. 3 or four pages on a state app.
54. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
5 yrs from retirement! w00t! (damn.)
55. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
interesting character. He knows and is known by a few people I know in RL. I wonder if I've met him in RL.
brezhnev:Meant to be completed by ADULTS
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Utility. My new AC & Furnace & insulation and solar screens haven't really brought my monthly electricity bill down at all.
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
I have been known to take a picnic up to Mt. Bonnell or the 360 Overlook at sunset or moonrise, but if
idiomagic is to be believed, a romantic dinner is actually something to be enjoyed from the navel of ones beloved, or, ya know, the cute waiter. Whatevs. *giggle*3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I don't recall. years!
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never!
5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
I don't remember.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Oh, any of the options from Q#2 sound nice.
7. How many colleges did you attend?
Three.
8. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It looks kinda nice & I think it goes with my skirt....
9. GAS PRICES First thought?
not bad.
10. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...Who & where?
another cruise, with anyone who wanted to go with me
11. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
hit the SNOOZE button, quick!
12. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
wishing I was not too tired for lovin'
13. What chore do you most despise?
cleaning the bathroom
14. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
That would be a HOOT!
15. Get up early or sleep in?
Usually, sleep in. I don't mind getting up early for special occasions, though.
16. What is your favorite cartoon character?
O Wicked Wanda (you did say it was an 'adult' quiz)
17. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
snuggling
18. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
19. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
I don't have 'field' as such, but I think I will stay under the greater umbrella of my employer, even if I perhaps go to another agency within that employer.
20. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five yrs?
I don't think so. I'd rather just have the party and the vacation, if I was gonna spend money on something like that & skip the legal and religious mumbo-jumbo. Everyone knows married people don't have sex, anyway.
21. Your favorite lunch meat?
...I can't think of one. something Italian, I guess. hard salami or proscuitto
22. What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?
I don't go to Wal Mart.
23. Beach or lake?
Beach! Cozumel!
24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
kinda, yeah. But if other people want to do it, they should be allowed to.
25. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
Nobody, anymore. (go, me!)
26. Favorite guilty pleasure?
why women hate men . com
27. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Oh, I dunno. "Steel Magnolias" maybe?
28. What's "your" drink?
Whiskey sour
29. Non-alcoholic:
coffee
30. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
31. Cops or Robbers?
Cops
32. Do you fall for the bad boy/girl type?
I am attracted to them, but I have enough sense not to do anything about it.
33. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
*shrug* I don't think any of them do. I got Molly Ringwald and/or Ally Sheedy from "The Breakfast Club" a lot when I was a teenager. Molly for the look, Ally more for the attitude, I guess.
34. Which cast member of Friends are you most like?
Never watched it. Apparently there was one who had a baby, and another one went up to the baby and said "I'm your auntie, and I will always have gum," which apparently reminded someone of something I'd say to my god(dess)daughter. dunno.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
sleep, hot tea
36. Who from high school would you like to run into?
I already did and he said exactly what I would have wished someone to say to me in that situation: "You look incredible. How did I miss you in High School?" It was great :)
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Bob FM probably. or KGSR.
38. Norm or Cliff?
Neither--LILITH! (real answer: it depends on what is actually being asked here. I am probably more like Cliff. My ex is probably more like Norm. I wouldn't care to sleep with either of them. I'd probably rather talk with Cliff than with Norm. I'd probably want Norm to back me up in a bar fight. I'd rather live with Cliff.)
39. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons:
The Simpsons!
40. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Wasting so much time. I knew it was bad 6 months after we moved in together, but I waited almost 12 yrs for it to get better before finally giving up. fucking duh.
41. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
sure.
42. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
*grins and adjusts halo over her horns* wouldn't you like to know?
43. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Roman Polanski. (see #42, he'd be a good start)
44. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Cabin 4, Poly Big Fun, a couple yrs ago. *still embarassed*
45. Last book you read for real?
I can't remember. It was a really bad 'true crime' book. Now I'm reading Look Me In The Eye (
idiomagic lent it to me.)46. Do you have a teddy bear?
I did. Not now.
47. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
a ditch at the Hawkwood Faire campgrounds, I guess
48. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
...I can't think of any. Northern California is nice. I wouldn't mind going back to Chico sometime.
49. Number of texts in a day?
usually 0. Not my preferred method of communication. Plus it's 15 cents a message.
50. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career, but see above. I would go to another agency but not back to private industry.
51. Pencil or pen?
pen
52. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??
sociopath.sociopath.sociopath.
53. How many jobs have you had?
Lots. 3 or four pages on a state app.
54. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
5 yrs from retirement! w00t! (damn.)
55. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
interesting character. He knows and is known by a few people I know in RL. I wonder if I've met him in RL.
