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Top 5 songs that people should give a listen-

1) Judybats - All I Wanna Do...
2) Northern Pikes - She ain't pretty
3) Too Much Joy - Long haired guys from England
4) The Spin - Goddess I know you
5) Wierd Al - (anything...just to say you have)

Top 5 things people say to you that annoy you:

1) "Have you read all those?" (pointing to books on my shelves)
2) "Is that a good book?" (on the bus while I'm trying to ignore them)
3) "You'd be so pretty if...you'd wear makeup...you'd get braces...
you'd wear dresses...you'd lose some weight... etc" (okay, this one
doesn't happen much anymore, but still annoys me when I remember it)
4) "Are you in SCA?"
5) "" (nothing)

Top 5 things that turn you on about guys-

1) good hair
2) intelligence
3) sense of humor
4) good hands
5) good smile (includes oral hygeine as well as nice teeth, sensual
mouth, etc.)

Top 5 movies you watch all the time-

1) Office Space "PC load letter? What the fuck does that
mean?" "Nazis had pieces of flair...that they made the Jews wear."
2) Fight Club
3) Gothic
4) Room with a View
5) Moulin Rouge

Top 5 things people should know about you-

1) I'm honest. Don't ask my opinion if you don't really wanna know.
2) I am horribly shy.
3) I hate myself more than you ever will.
4) I like small parties better than big ones
5) I'm lazy

Five things on your desk right now -
At home:
1) Radar, the beanie baby
2) My box of index cards for the romance novel I'll be writing
someday.
3) A list of passwords and usernames for sites I hardly ever go to
4) A really ugly mug with pens & pencils in it.
5) various scraps of paper
At work:
1. Small picture of my sweetie in a silver celtic knotwork pattern
frame
2. A lucite pyramid with the Buddha floating in a bubble in the middle
3. A Godiva turkey
4. My Badtz Maru coffee cup
5. My textbook & index cards for a test I'm taking later today

Top five things you say the most -

1) "fuck"
2) "crapitty crap"
3) "piss"
4) "yaknow"
5) "like"

Top 5 things you do not understand about your own sex-

1) The endless backbiting and backstabbing.
2) Obsession with food/calories/fat/dieting
3) Endless discussion of relationship minutiae
4) Shopping
5) dislike of their asses.