um...what?

so...someone I dislike, who also dislikes me (and, let's not ever forget 'has threatened my life and tried to get me fired from my job') apparently likes to tell people that the first time we met, I hit on them and offered to sleep with them AND the person they were dating...(um, what? I was a virgin at that time and yes I was a flirty virgin, and sometimes a drunk flirty virgin, but such kinky stuff had never even crossed my pure and somewhat prudish little mind at the time.)

I mentioned this to idiomagic last night, because I was totally perplexed as to why someone would say that...when it's a damn lie, PLUS they hate my guts.

Idiomagic is a pretty brilliant judge of character; she suggested that the person says this because in their mind, everything I do and say is because I was scorned and rejected...so I'm just mad because they didn't sleep with me, and that's why I don't like them. Has nothing to do, of course, with their unfortunate personality or the inappropriate way they behave and the shoddy way they treat people. Nope, nope, it's cuz I wanted them terribly and they turned me down.

hahah. Brilliant.

Validate meeee!

I got it from wyndhover

Meme ganked from several friends:

I love your _____ (fill in the blank).

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