What has technology done for me lately?

I want dittoes.

I want nanomachines in my brain to keep my seratonin levels normal.

I want engineered bacteria so that my breath is always fresh & my body never stinks.

I want more engineered bacteria to destroy my unwanted body fat.

I want something in my hair follicles so that I can grow whatever colored hair I want.

I want a virtual reality where I can shapeshift and fly and have unsafe sex and destroy my enemies in horrible ways and try all the illegal drugs I want.

Um....that's all really shallow stuff.

But that's what I want. Someone get to work on this.