Mar. 26th, 2003

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    Mar. 26, 2003

     

     

    I've learned....
    That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the
    end, the faster it goes.

    I've learned....
    That we should be glad the Maker doesn't give us everything we ask
    for.

    I've learned....
    That money doesn't buy class.

    I've learned....
    That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

    I've learned...
    That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be
    appreciated and loved.

    I've learned....
    That the Maker didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

    I've learned....
    That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

    I've learned....
    That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that
    person continue to hurt you.

    I've learned....
    That love, not time, heals all wounds.

    I've learned....
    That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself
    with people smarter than I am.

    I've learned....
    That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

    I've learned....
    That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your kitties and
    feeling their breath on your cheeks.

    I've learned....
    That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

    I've learned....
    That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

    I've learned....
    That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you
    miss.

    I've learned....
    That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

    I've learned....
    That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow
    he may have to eat them.

    I've learned....
    That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

    I've learned....
    That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

    I've learned....
    That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the
    happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

    I've learned ...
    That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is
    requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

    I've learned....
    That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

    To all of you... Make sure you read all the way down to the last
    sentence.



    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
    me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty
    much leave me the hell alone.

    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
    a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
    neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

    5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
    promoted.

    6. No one is listening until you fart.

    7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
    car payments.

    10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
    shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you
    have their shoes.

    11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
    fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
    probably worth it.

    14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

    16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

    17. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
    from bad judgement.

    18. The quickest way to doskyele your money is to fold it in half and
    put it back in your pocket.

    19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
    and it holds the universe together.

    21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

    22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
    moving.

    23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
    it.

    24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our
    ass...then things get worse.

    26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
    laxative on the same night.

    27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

    28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
    seriously.

    29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
    make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

    30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED!

    You've got to dance like nobody's watching, Sing like nobody's
    listening, and Love like it's never going to hurt!


    UNDENIABLE RULES OF LIFE

    1. If you're too open-minded, your brains fall out.
    2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
    standing in a garage makes you a car.
    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one that you
    haven't tried before.
    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
    9. For every action, this is an equal and opposite government program.
    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
    trip.
    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    12. A conscience is what hurts when all other parts feel so good.
    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    14. Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it.
    15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
    waist change places.
    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
    before you need it.
    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
    mistake when you make it again.
    22. By the time you've figured out how to make ends meet, the ends
    move.
    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.
    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
    world.
    25. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to
    make them all yourself.

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1312 stuff, scopes

 

    Mar. 26, 2003

     

     

    I got very tired early last night, was in bed by 8. woke up around 2,
    was thinking about sending stuff to D, how to afford it, etc. I will
    get $ out of my savings today.

    ---------------
    Taurus
    Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
    Communication with partners is likely to be poor to nonexistent
    today, dear Taurus. Therefore, this is not the time to enter into
    contract negotiations or other discussions that could affect your
    future in a major way. The prevailing mood is down, so whatever you
    decide today is apt to reflect that mood. It might be best to wait a
    few days, until everyone's in a more positive frame of mind. Hang in
    there!


    Gemini
    Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
    Whatever work you do today, dear Gemini, may go more slowly than
    usual, as you are apt to be a bit distracted. You may be preoccupied
    with the past, especially with feelings and events you thought you'd
    long forgotten popping in and out of your head, affecting your mood
    in various ways. If you can, this might be a good day to concentrate
    on routine tasks that you can do automatically. That way you'll be as
    productive as always.


    evilE
    Sun Sign: Taurus
    Rising Sign: Sagittarius

    Today you may find that all your efforts of late are rewarded, evilE.
    Your quick thinking and astute powers of observation have impressed
    others, and today you are likely to be recognized in some way. Don't
    be surprised if you find yourself in the pskyelic spotlight, blushing
    under the lights. This is likely to give your confidence a big boost,
    causing you to consider other ways you can advance your career.

    Your Rising Sign
    Your mind is very quick and agile today, and you may be excited
    when information you've been searching for a long time unexpectedly
    appears out of the blue. However, responsibilities that you find
    tedious could keep you from following up on this knowledge right now.
    The Mercury-Mars square indicates that this could be very frustrating
    for you, but don't get angry. Just deal with it. The information will
    still be there when you get to it.

    Daily Numeroscope - March 26, 2003

    Life Path Number: If you have children, evilE, giving them a weekly
    allowance can give you the opportunity to teach them about money. By
    paying your kids to do regular chores, they develop sound work habits
    and an appreciation of money. Of course, it's essential that you
    ensure they earn the cash they receive, because if you hand it out
    too freely, you'll be defeating the purpose. This 8-Day is a perfect
    time to get this started, Six, or to make modifications if you need
    to.

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1313 random stuff

 

 

    Mar. 26, 2003

    the worlds 50 rarest birds:

     

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1314Re: me to J-Law

 

    Mar. 26, 2003

     

     

    J-Law's reply:

    *hug* I am sorry about the Kaleon-Skye_ds-Sineater drama.... it's really
    scary/sad when you can be pretty sure that someone got hacked just to
    create/foment a bunch of pointless drama. You did the best you could
    in a crappy situation - one in which Skye_ds, manipulative freak par
    excellence, held all the cards.

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1315 great escape weekend planning

 

    Mar. 26, 2003

     

     

    ---------- E writes:

    Z Helene and friends will be bellydancing & drumming
    at Cafe Mundi this Thursday night from 8-10PM.
    They always put on a great show & Cafe Mundi's garden
    is a lovely spot to sit & relax. The show is free,
    but tips are appreciated & the menu at Cafe Mundi is
    yummy!

    See ya there?

    =E

    More info:

    http://www.zhelene.com/CafeMundi.html

    http://www.cafemundi.com/

    Location: 1704 East 5th Street, Austin, TX
    Directions: Take 6th street east from I 35, the
    second light is Chicon, go right, just before the
    railroad tracks is 5th street, go right, about two blocks
    down on the right look for lights in the trees.
    You're there! Go to the website for a map.
    Phone #: 512.236.8634
    ===============
    --- X  wrote:
    Hey Sweetie,

    I'm sorry that I won't be able to make it out
    on Thursday night. It sounds like a lot of fun.

    I know that we are going on our retreat next
    month and wrote down on the top of April that we were
    going but I didn't write when. Let me know. I
    can't believe what a nu-nu head I can be.

    xoxo-X

    -----------------------------
    ---------- E writes:

    It's April 4-6. Let me know ASAP if you can't make
    it.

    Sorry 'bout Thursday. Hope things are looking up for y'all :)

    XO!

    =E

    ==========================
    --- X  wrote:
    No problem making it that weekend. i had all the
    weekends clear, just in case. I can't wait!!!

    xo-X

    =======
    ---------- E writes:

    I took Friday the 4th off, so we can go whenever
    you're ready. :)
    ==============
    --- X wrote

    I am up at 5:30am on school days. I can be at your
    house before 8am. so let me know what you want as
    far as departure times.

    ==============

    Date: Mon, 24 Mar 2003 12:14:31 -0800 (PST)
    From: E
    Sskyeject: Re:Re:Re:Z Helene at Cafe Mundi 3/27
    To: X

    I don't think check-ins start until afternoon...I am
    hoping to actually get something in the mail from them
    at some point...If I don't hear from them by the end
    of the week, I'll call & doubele check.

    Sweetie's laid off now, so I won't be able to treat you to
    any of the massage, facials, horse-riding 'extras' but
    the van into town is free, as is games, swimming,
    hiking, canoeing, meals, & snackies, so I hope we
    won't have too bad of a time.

    -E

    ===========
    *crickets chirp*

    Until I fwd some info today re: D's troop sending stuff to military
    guys & then she added a PS that I shouldn't worry about 'facials and
    stuff' because she's 'low maintenance'.

    hm.

 


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