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Rules:

1. Bold the ones that are true.
2. Italicize the ones that are sort of true.
{ETA:} 3. strike through the ones that are so completely untrue as to be offensive.

General

* I am 5'4" or shorter.
* I think I'm ugly. (some days, yes.)
* I have many scars.
* I tan easily.
* I wish my hair was a different color. (If I find myself wishing this fervently enough, I do what it takes to make my dream come true!)
* I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. (this used to be true...from age 16 to 30-something)
* I have a tattoo.
* I am self-conscious about my appearance.
* I have/had braces.
* I wear glasses.
* I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
* I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (actually, the complete stranger told me he was attracted to 'nice, plain girls,' of which I was one.)
* I have had more than two piercings.
* I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
* I have freckles.

Family/home life

* I've sworn at my parents.
* I've run away from home.
* I've been kicked out of the house.
* My biological parents are together.
* I have a sibling less than one year old.
* I want to have kids someday.
* I have children.
* I've lost a child.

Embarrassment

* I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (all the time, but it rarely embarasses me, because I'm just that big of a dork.)
* Disney movies still make me cry.(some of them. Sometimes. sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.)
* I've snorted while laughing.
* I've laughed so hard I've cried.
* I've glued my hand to something. (I've super-glued my fingers to other fingers, does that count?)
* I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
* I've had my trousers rip in public.

Health

* I've had stitches.
* I've broken a bone.
* I've had my tonsils removed.
* I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
* I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
* I've had serious surgery.
* I've had chicken pox.
(all that, and yet I consider myself to be very healthy! heh.)

Travelling

* I've driven over 200 miles (320km) in one day.
* I've been on a plane.
* I've been to North America.
* I've been to Niagara Falls.
* I've been to Japan.
* I've been to Europe.
* I've been to Africa.

Experiences

* I've been lost in my city.
* I've seen a shooting star.
* I've wished on a shooting star.
* I've seen a meteor shower.
* I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (did it in college all the time. still occasionally wear PJ pants to the gym)
* I've pushed all the buttons in a lift. (college, again. gah, what an obnoxious twerp I was!)
* I've been to a casino. (Vegas, Baby! [also Atlantic City, once. & a couple of Indian casinos here & there.])
* I've been skydiving. (I filmed my friend Bad Pat when he did it once. scary!)
* I've gone skinny dipping.
* I've played spin the bottle. (dang it, I WANT to! 7 minutes in heaven too!)
* I've crashed a car.
* I've been skiing.
* I've been in a play.
* I've met someone in person from the internet.
* I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
* I've seen the northern lights.
* I've sat on a roof top at night.
* I've played chicken.
* I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (toooo many times! bleh!)
* I've eaten sushi.
* I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

* I'm single.
* I'm in a relationship.
* I'm available.
* I'm engaged.
* I'm married.
* I've gone on a blind date.
* I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
* I have a fear of abandonment.
* I've been divorced. (Well, I was never legally married, but I was with the same guy and owned property with him for almost 12 yrs...so it was fraught with some of the same sorts of legal hassles as a divorce, not to mention the emotional fooferaw, which I've quite forgotten by now.)
* I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
* I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
* I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
* I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

* I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
* I've kissed a member of the same gender.
* I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
* I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
* I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
* I am a cuddler.
* I've been kissed in the rain.
* I've had sex outdoors.
* I've hugged a stranger.
* I have kissed a stranger.
* I have had sex with a stranger. (Hey, if I knew his first name and where he lived, he wasn't a total stranger, right?)

Honesty/crime

* I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (I don't remember anything specifically, but I'm sure I have.)
* I have lied to my parents about where I am.
* I am keeping a secret from the world.
* I've cheated while playing a video game.
* I've cheated on a test.
* I've driven through a red light.
* I've been suspended from school.
* I've witnessed a crime.
* I've been in a fist fight. (I lost.)
* I've been arrested.
* I've shoplifted.

Drugs/alcohol

* I've consumed alcohol.
* I have~~/do~~ smoked cigarettes.
* I have~~/do~~ smoked pot. (No thanks. I'm the only person I know who turns homicidal under the influence of Kind Bud.)
* I regularly drink.
* I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
* I take cough medication when I'm not sick. (tried that once...it was very stupid & un-fun.)
* I've done hard drugs. (I've *tried* harder drugs than pot, but not 'done' any drug on a regular basis.)
* I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
* I can't swallow pills.
* I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem. (I take a lot of vitamins these days.)

Random

* I can sing well.
* I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
* I open up to others too easily.
* I watch the news.
* I don't kill bugs.
* I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
* I fucking swear regularly. (probably, but I don't notice.)
* I sing in the shower.
* I am a morning person.
* I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
* I'm a snob about grammar.
* I am a sports fanatic.
* I play with my hair.
* I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
* I love being neat.
* I love spam.
* I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
* I bake well. (well, sometimes. I'm better at cooking than baking.)
* My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
* I don't know how to shoot a gun.
* I am in love with love. (maybe?)
* I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
* I laugh at my own jokes.
* I eat fast food weekly.
* I believe in ghosts.
* I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
* I am really ticklish. (I HATE being tickled, though, so don't do it.)
* I love white chocolate.
* I bite my nails.
* I play video games.
* I'm good at remembering faces.
* I'm good at remembering names.
* I'm good at remembering dates.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

* My answers are totally honest.