I don't think so...but thanks.

[evile]

I steal quizzy from oracle_tx

Guru? nah.

Me: "You're all individuals!"
Crowd seeking a Guru: "We're all individuals!"
Me: "Figure it out for yourselves!"
Crowd:(general murmuring confusion)

You Are the Guru

You are a naturally good counselor. You are inspiring, encouraging, and compassionate. You are eager to help everyone who crosses your path, even those who don't want to be helped. You are a natural healer. People feel at peace when they are with you. You are so good for people, in fact, that they go through withdrawal once you're gone. You quietly do your own thing, without openly resisting. You secretly try to fix every problem. Your biggest regret is not being able to help as many people as you'd like.

What Role Do You Play?

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Pizza? emo?! wtf?!

What Your Pizza Reveals

People may tell you that you have a small appetite... but you aren't under eating. You just aren't a pig. You aren't particularly picky about pizza. It's so good... how could you be? You fit in best in the Western part of the US. You favor foods that are simple and high quality. You believe that showy ingredients only serve to cover up mediocre cooking techniques. You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices. You are carefree and friendly. You should consider traveling to Hawaii. The stereotype that best fits you is emo. You think you're special... and you kind of are.

What Does Your Pizza Say About You?

Comments

I honestly don't see myself as artsy as some of my friends...

[sharjinka.livejournal.com]

What Role Do You Play? (http://www.blogthings.com/whatroledoyouplayintheworldquiz/)

Re: I honestly don't see myself as artsy as some of my friends...

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

Time to get back into fiction writing, then?

*grinz*

And it does seem you need to stay busy or you'll get in trouble. (but, hey, me too...)

[oracle-tx.livejournal.com]

Actually, the best gurus show the people the path, but won't lead them to the destination. The usual sheeple don't get it, but the real aspirants will work at it and get there eventually. Think koans.

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

I know I'm a bossy know-it-all big-sister-type, and I am generally trying hard NOT to be. It doesn't help anyone and it makes people hate me.

The one or two people I've met along the way who want to ask me what they should do, who want me to read cards or palms and tell them how to live their lives, freak me out and sometimes make me angry.

I can't really see it.

I barely know what the hell I'm doing most of the time...I'm learning better than to presume I know what's best for anyone else.

The only lesson I think I'm capable of teaching with any reliability is "How NOT to do it!"