1926Dinner with Rubber_pig

[evile]

 

Feb. 7, 2004

 

Me to J-Law:

Oh dear ghod.

Apparently Brother A and Trey's wife Rubber_pig are

1) an item
2) going to get married in July
and
3) wanting to have a baby. She has already (allegedly)
miscarried once since they've been together (and of
course they KNOW it was his...what EVER)

Stop the fucking world--I want to get OFF.

I have tried very hard to convince myself that maybe
I'm just too judgemental. That I expect too much from
any woman who would presume to take one of MY darling
brothers off the market. That I would not accept
anyone who dated them, no matter how nice they really
were, that I'd just find fault & be horrible, that the
problem was perhaps ME, not the women that sineater and
Brother A choose to date.

Tonight proved to me conclusively and 100% that I am
NOT wrong and have NEVER been wrong in the estimation
of any of Brother A or sineater's women. For some horrible
reason known only to God, my brothers have HIDEOUS
taste in women and end up with self-centered crazy
user bitches.

Tonight we heard about how:

She has been married to Trey twice, divorced him once,
and betewen marriage #1 and #2, she got knocked up
with the middle child, whose name is apparently
"Bliss".

Yet, according to my Mom, who called Aunt L earlier
today to tell her to "be nice", Rubber_pig was REALLY
WORRIED about making a good first impression on Aunt L &
Uncle B.

To me, making a good impression would seem to include
NOT sharing such skankariffic tidbits about yourself
with people upon first meeting them.

She had a Mexican Martini and got tipsy.

She SNORTED when she laughed. I think the first time
she did it was an accident and then when the waiter
thought it was cute, she kept doing it on purpose.

Cousin B was in town for the weekend, helping Uncle B do some
work out on L&B's new property, and even HE was
annoyed as hell with this womans' behavior.

She showed us the contents of her purse to show us
what a good mother & how organized she is, including
the fact that she carries sanitary pads just in case
her 10 year old starts her period(EW!!!)

She also talked about giving birth to one of her THREE
(Three! 3!!!!!) ...I didn't listen too hard, she said
the word 'crowning' and then I tuned the fuck out!

Ugh. She is awful. Another Skye_ds in the making.
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Me to CF LJ community:

Oh, I'm gonna be SICK!
Met my bro's new GF tonight for the 2nd time.

They met at the same New Year's Eve party where I met her for the
first time.

Turns out she is a twice married, once divorced mother of 3
"A 10 year old, a 5 year old and a 20 month old"

She's in school.

My brother has been unemployed for over a year.

She is still married to the father of two of her 3 kids.

They have been 'dating' since Dec. 31 and it is now only the first
week of February.

They plan on getting married in July.

She has already miscarried his(????) baby and they want to have one
together.

*bangs head into wall until it is a bloody pulp*

You know, I used to think I was some kind of evil bad sister for
always finding fault with every woman my brothers brought home. I
told myself I was being too critical, I should give them the benefit
of the doubt, I shouldn't be so harsh and judgemental.

But ya know...I really don't think so.

What the hell kind of woman says she wants to make a good impression
on a guy's family and then goes out to dinner with them and tells the
guy's aunt & uncle that her middle child is not the child of her
first husband?!?

I am just thinking with the head on top and not the one between the
legs, so I guess that's why I see this for the ungodly train wreck it
so obviously IS.

Please, Gods, Goddesses, and all the little Demons in Hell, don't let
this woman get pregnant again! Knock some sense into my brother
before something horrible happens!

Comments

1931Re: Dinner with Rubber_pig

[evile]

Feb. 9, 2004


Me to J-Law (forwarded Jeff's "can I call you" email)

evilE wrote:
ecch. I definitely get icky vibes from this email. I
suppose I need to throw the 'we' word around some more
to remind him that I'm TAKEN, or in some other way
clarify the nature of our 'friendship'--ie: I see him
at skate night and say 'hey' and that's about as much
as I am interested in.

bleh.

I'm still recovering from the Rubber_pig debacle on
Saturday evening. BTW, I went ahead and added up the
calories consumed in an effort to avoid
listening/paying attention to her bla bla about her
kids and childbirth, and I had 1,060 calories in
alcohol alone. Not good.

Sunday was nice though. I went with Aunt L & Uncle B to take
cousin B home to Boerne. We went on the backroads, past the
turnoff for Sister Creek winery (I thought of
you!)...it was a pretty drive even though it was kind
of a grey, rainy day.

And then I went home & started a fire in the
fireplace, did some laundry, and sat in my chair in
front of the fire.

Hope your weekend was restful. I was near tears
Saturday night because of Brother A's horrible mistake in
progress, but I didn't want to waste your cell minutes
with whining & misery. Nor did I wish to Marsh Your
Mellow.

XO!

=E
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J-Law to me:

Oooooohhhhhh, you shouldn't have added up those calories! Ouch! But
I guess it would be ok if you didn't eat anything - rather like
substituting alcohol for food. :)

I am a fashion victim today. I am wearing a grey sweater with a rose
colored silk skirt, black tights and black shoes. The worst part is,
I could have worn a black top, indeed, had two in my hands, but
rejected one has being not slinky enough, and the other, slinky one
as being covered in dog hair (easily remedied).

If I had any money, I'd nip into Ann Taylor and buy something.

Jeff is a creep. Clarify away, my dear.

The Rubber_pig/Brother A thing is just.... sick. I don't get why they go for
these hideous women. You're right, it's not like they are
just "well, there's no accounting for taste;" they are "get the fuck
away from that psycho right now." So, you are totally justified in
your feelings. The suck thing is, justified or not, there is really
very little that you can do directly to change the course of this
situation. Focus instead on how you are going to deal with your
frustration/sadness. You will never like this woman, and you will
never approve of her. Don't try to. You will never convince Brother A to
drop her. Indeed, any effort to do so might make him more resolved
to be with her.

Refocus your energy into your own relationships, your own stuff, and
live your own life well. Though you would doubtless do a better job
than your brothers have done, you cannot live their lives for them.

I love you, honey! XOXOXO!

-J-Law

1934Re: Dinner with Rubber_pig (me to Sister H)

[evile]

Feb. 9, 2004


Cousin B came up on Friday night & went out to help Uncle B
chop cedar on Saturday. Saturday evening, we went to
dinner at Chuys--Aunt L, Uncle B, Me, Ben, Sweetie, Brother A and
....Rubber_pig. You know, Trey's Wife, Brother A's FIANCEE,
Rubber_pig? yeah....her.

Mom actually called Aunt L earlier on Saturday to tell
her to be nice to Rubber_pig.

Apparently Brother A & Rubber_pig are planning on getting
married in July. And she's already 'miscarried' a baby
(Brother A's? sure, whatever.) and they want to try again &
be parents together.

This is an ungodly trainwreck.

I am trying to give Rubber_pig the benefit of the doubt.
She is pretty and smart, if a little too talkative &
self centered.

I just think the whole wanting a baby & getting
married thing is happening a little too soon.

Just thought I'd catch you up on the doin's round
here.

(Cousin B didn't like her _at all_, btw.)

1959Re: Dinner with Rubber_pig

[evile]

Feb. 13, 2004


another 'major DUH!' moment--Just realized why Mom wants Aunt L &
everyone to be nice to Rubber_pig--she's going to be giving Mom
grandchildren.

duh.