2315icq w/sineater

[evile]

 

 

Jun. 25, 2004

 

 

Sineater: i renamed my shortcut "i4q"
evile: whee!!!
Sineater: ok; so; what happened w/ Brother A???
Sineater: did The Rubber Pig just decide to stop being obedient or something???
evile: The Rubber Pig wanted him to get into the police academy. He said he
wasn't comfortable with that, and she gave him the choice of going
to police academy or leaving. So he left.
Sineater: alriiiiight!!!
Sineater: well ya gotta have priorities
evile: What's a good obedient Jewish wife to do when her husband
won't do what she says??
Sineater: and perhaps maybe (slight chance) Brother A figured wuv, twoo
wuv, wouldn't make him make a choice like that...?
evile: Maybe so.
Sineater: hopefully
Sineater: is that why she came and got the kids?
evile: No. This happened yesterday. On Sunday when they got the kids,
they were still together and everything was hunkydory.
Sineater: wanted to call Aunt L yesterday but phones were... offline
Sineater: ....???? so why they come and get the kids?
evile: They came up to go to my picnic, and then The Rubber Pig decided she
just missed them TOO MUCH!
evile: So she spur of the moment decided to take them back.
Sineater: um. she is fucking unstable.
evile: yes indeedy.
Sineater: Brother A is much better off as far away from them all as
possible. but, think we kenew that already
evile: yup.
Sineater: well. there it is.
Sineater: so where is Brother A now? still in sa?
evile: Anothe rpossible contributing factor: apparently he got very
sick Monday or Tuesday and could not take care of The Rubber Pig & the kids,
needed taking care of. Perhaps she was not as nurturing as he would
have hoped.
Sineater: sigh, i guess the power of the almighty internet just
wasn't enough...
Sineater: oh heaven forbid her only houseboy hojon get ill himself,
better call the agency and have them send a new one.
Sineater: how is he now?
evile: He is in San Antonio. The Rubber Pig is the only one who's called our
fam, Brother A hasn't called anyone as far as I know. Last we heard from
The Rubber Pig, Brother A took the van and drove to his friend Ron's parents'
house, and then Trey was going to get the Van back from him after he
got off work.
Sineater: nod
Sineater: bet she wants to get back together in a week or less.
evile: The Rubber Pig is going to her Mom with the kids & Paulie the dog. Trey
is going to live with his dad, and Brother A...??
evile: Well the good thing about Brother A's stubbornness is that once he
decides something, that's IT and nobody's going to talk him out of it.
evile: I hope. Please god.
Sineater: oh good. if that's the case maybe she'll leave Brother A well
enough alone.
Sineater: Brother A will find a way to get by. he always does
Sineater: ouch. trey is going to go back and live with lamar?
Sineater: ewww
evile: Well, that's The Rubber Pig's story as told to Aunt L & relayed to me.
evile: I came home from work yesterday & there was a msg. from The Rubber Pig
on my mahcine, very tearful & distraught. I figured I'd call Aunt L to
see whatup before subjecting myself to The Rubber Pig's drama.
Sineater: dad's opinion of lamar: he's a king size shit. k/mom's
opinion of lamar: he's an asshole grande con queso but he throws a
good party.
Sineater: ??? why The Rubber Pig call you?
evile: Now that I know they're broken up, I am wondering if I should
bother to call her back. She's just a stranger now, I don't have to
make nice to her for the sake of family peace.
evile: Aunt L & My theory is that The Rubber Pig is trying to cover all the
bases, get her side of the story out to everyone FIRST so that we
will all see her side and take her side.
Sineater: ohhh. the X method.
evile: I'm sorry, but Brother A could have screwed the Queen of England in
the middle of The Rubber Pig's bed and I'd still be on Brother A's side.
Sineater: ew. she's a ten million year old prune.
evile: well, but you see my point?
Sineater: and i hear she was never a good lay.
Sineater: nod. and just from what i've heard already, same here.
evile: And I'm the same way about you...I don't care what you do, you
are my brother, I love you, and I will always take your side against
ANYONE. Even if you are the one who screwed up.
Sineater: i hope Brother A calls sometime soon. or maybe comes up if he can
evile: Me too. Aunt L asked The Rubber Pig to have Brother A call if she talks to him
again.
evile: [dad] thinks Brother A is too embarassed & doesn't want to deal with
the unspoken "told ya so" that he'll get from everyone.
Sineater: i would guess that The Rubber Pig is probably callnig him to
browbeat and plead on a regular basis :(
Sineater: that's likely. however no "told you so" from me
Sineater: just "glad you are out of there alive"
evile: Not me either. Brother A & Paulie are my priorities. Whatever it
takes to get them to a safe sane place.
Sineater: nod
evile: *sigh*
Sineater: dad was very upset at the prospect of being grandfather to
3 kids, 2 of which she apparently couldn't be bothered to know the
names of the fathers of
evile: *nods*
Sineater: gaah. what a mess
evile: I was thinking [dad] would be grateful to have just 1 boomerang
kid rather than getting saddled with unwanted condom waste. But he
says Brother A can NOT stay in Greencastle for any length of time. He can
visit, that's it.
Sineater: if trey is indeed getting out of there too that's good as
well imho
evile: *nods* Good for Trey. Poor kiddo.
Sineater: sigh.
evile: I really hope Al didn't leave any bun in the oven....
Sineater: well she hasn't had the sense to seek child support for any
of the others
evile: true enough.
Sineater: and bet me, how much would you wager, that there is a good
chance of there being at least one other sperm donor in the requisite
time frame?
evile: ugh. true enough. But since Brother A doesn't have a pot to piss
in, would he be able to get a paternity test?
Sineater: and if she tries to pull that shit on Brother A i will help him
get the kid. and kill The Rubber Pig.
Sineater: i would spring for it. and not sure but i think if it's for
a court case there may be other ways too
evile: Test first. I'm not taking some cuckoos egg into the bosom of
my family. Sorry.
evile: Even if Brother A thinks its his, I would want to make DAMN sure
first.
Sineater: nod.
Sineater: seeing as how he is the only one of us likely to produce
children at all :(
evile: this is true.
Sineater: *sigh*
Sineater: and big fucking eyeroll
evile: me too....
evile: Sister H says she's going to try to have a baby when she's 26.
What a concept! *planning* your family so you're in a good place in
life to actually be a good parent!
Sineater: holy shit! that's... that's unamerican!
evile: Did you hear Kerry wants to give a 5 grand per kid 'refund' to
parents???
Sineater: either you're with the irresponsible fat babydroppers or
you're with the terrorists!
Sineater: i like kerry less and less the more he opens his mouth.
evile: I really hope it's an empty campaign promise that he has no
intention of keeping.
Sineater: but is he worse yet than a junior league hitler wannabe
(abetted by the apple dumpling gang)?
evile: ugh.
Sineater: that's why this election i'm voting for howard the duck.
evile: heh. that would be awesome.
Sineater: there's a marvel figure out (think it's silver surfer) that
comes with an in-scale pissed off howard. but the package doesn't
even mention him...
evile: *laff* how bizarre!
Sineater: got to go to bartlett and pay the power bill. take care
evile: *hugs* love ya!!
Sineater: 8-)