evile | EJ - Me and J-Law

1895Me & J-Law

Jan. 30, 2004

evilE H wrote:
WTF. John is a moron.

And that speeding ticket was obviously some kind of
penis metaphor.

Hey, did you get a spam from orkut.com asking you to
be my friend? I am trying to see if it worked or not,
and I asked UB via ICQ, but she got strangely silent
on the topic. I don't know what I am threatening or
offending by sending her an orkut 'friend' request,
but apparently I crossed a boundary of some sort,
she's acting bizarre about it.

J-Law:

No orkut spam here.

UB is whack. She probably felt like it was some kind of evil trap.
As soon as she succumbed to being your friend, you'd find a way to
yank the rug out from under her.

John is a moron.

And I think you might have something there: re: the penis metaphor.
He probably drives fast to make up for his subpar sexual performance.

God, I am such a bitch. Ain't it cool?

1896Re: Me & J-Law

Jan. 30, 2004

You are totally right re: UB, because that is exactly
what she does to me, so she assumes that's the way I
behave, too.