6/13 - fears and prophecies
quick little tinfoil hat moment and then I have to go make supper: This is what I'm afraid of for tomorrow's FL court appearance by the former potus.
*You probably won't hear him speak too often; he's still got all the charisma and charm of a greasy cold meatball, but you'll see a lot of ads with him walking around or standing around looking heroic, with Action Movie strong man voiceover stuff about flags and patriotism and heroes and 'times call for men like this,' dialing wayyyyy back on the anti-woke hateful messages and just doing patriotic platitudes about coming together for the sake of the nation, footage of waving flags, crying eagles, jets flying, sunsets, amber waves of grain, saluting soldiers, all that stuff that fills the patriotic heart with national pride, swelling orchestral grandiose music, you get the picture.
DeSatan wins 2024 because the Dems don't want to run anyone but Sleepy Joe (because he's giving corporate Amerikkka everything it's ever wanted and just making weak kitten noises towards things like healthcare, infrastructure, housing, debt relief, the environment, minimum wage, etc.) and the aforementioned FL insurrection/crisis/uprising that DeSatan handled so heroically & made everyone love him.
if the GOP was smart and strategic and not completely bugnuts, off the rails, spineless, and clueless, here's how I fear they'd play tomorrow:
Stage a big Jan 6 type crazy to-do at the FL courthouse where DJT is going to be arraigned. ("now hiring crisis actors!! $88 an hour!") Big dustup, lots of noise. Maybe DJT is KIA or just wounded or maybe just disappears in all the chaos and confusion (maybe cuddled back to the ample but rotting teat of Mother Russia). Some of the wackiest of the wackadoo domestic terrorist individuals/orgs get taken off the board. They were useful idiots for a while but the GOP is getting its house in order now. The REAL stormtroopers are ready to go.(the ones with badges and titles and military training who've been there all along)
DeSatan "is forced to" send in the national guard to get things settled. He comes out looking like a big damn hero. Maybe singlehandedly saves a small blonde girl from certain death or something.GOP talks him up, plays it up, parades him around*, puts $zillions$$ into his campaign war chest. Everyone is awed and amazed at how he "put politics aside" and rose to the occasion. From Meatball to Hero Sub! Gee gosh darn whillikers, he just seems so goshdarn presidential. (not a high bar anymore, really) Think Rudy Giuliani "Americas Mayor" after 9/11 type stuff. EVERYONE is gonna love him, all of the sudden. Maybe even you.
*You probably won't hear him speak too often; he's still got all the charisma and charm of a greasy cold meatball, but you'll see a lot of ads with him walking around or standing around looking heroic, with Action Movie strong man voiceover stuff about flags and patriotism and heroes and 'times call for men like this,' dialing wayyyyy back on the anti-woke hateful messages and just doing patriotic platitudes about coming together for the sake of the nation, footage of waving flags, crying eagles, jets flying, sunsets, amber waves of grain, saluting soldiers, all that stuff that fills the patriotic heart with national pride, swelling orchestral grandiose music, you get the picture.
DeSatan wins 2024 because the Dems don't want to run anyone but Sleepy Joe (because he's giving corporate Amerikkka everything it's ever wanted and just making weak kitten noises towards things like healthcare, infrastructure, housing, debt relief, the environment, minimum wage, etc.) and the aforementioned FL insurrection/crisis/uprising that DeSatan handled so heroically & made everyone love him.
Then we get the 4th Reich right here in good old USA, to thunderous applause and the waving of made-in-China American Flags. Off to the camps with the commies and the Mexicans and the blacks and the queers and the wokes and the undesirables. Maybe even you.