for future reference
For some reason This keeps coming up in conversation. I swear to god, I am not always the one bringing it up.
But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.
*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!
yay!
But I just can't shake the mental image of some limp-dicked little looney with his calipers and snippers in hand, measuring submissive wifey's pudenda* hairs. The mind boggles. Who DOES this? Who would LIKE doing this? Crazy. All I got to say is if he's down there and he doesn't have anything better in mind than clipping...well, that's just sad. He's Not Marriage Material, IMHO.
*Oh, my god! I used my favorite word!
yay!